Friday, 17 May 2013

The Exotic Package!

The following movie is a serious attempt to highlight the severe drug problem that is pandemic amongst a certain class of feline.  (Ok, not exactly pandemic, but this particular drugged out feline wanted to use it as his word of the day -see below). It is not a pretty story and could be distressing for some viewers of a nervous disposition.  Yes it's true! Sadly, Austin has been lured over to the dark side by one Sassy Silvervine and I fear is probably lost to us forever!

The producer/director/editor of this documentary has left in the original background sound as there is a telling snigger snort cackle laugh near the end! The music is totally inappropriate for the seriousness of the subject matter, but the producer/director/editor really couldn't care less as she loves the track - the theme from Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries :)

Warning: there are scenes of blatant tuxie bikini exposure and (blink and you'll miss it) a fundamental revelation!  
You can watch the video on YouTube here

Wait a minute! There's also a message attached….

*sigh*
I think he is a gonna!



pandemic, pan-demic - someone who is knowledgeable about pans

50 comments:

  1. OMC, Austin! You may need an intervention!

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  2. Sorry Austin but once you try the Silvervine you are lost forever. I have travelled that dark road and the next fix never comes soon enough.

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  3. Pretty good stuff, right Austin. Your Mom thought it was terrific. Glad you had such a good time. Take care.

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  4. Austin, did you try to MOON the camera?!

    Uh, where can I get some of that stuff?

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  5. OMC !
    You are really deep down in the nip/vine swamp :)
    XOXO

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  6. Looks like someone needs silvervine rehab!

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  7. Oh, my, Austin. Your life will never be the same.

    Happy Weekend!

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  8. Austin -
    Glad you liked it. Its almost as good as nip! Speaking of which - I am sorry to tell you that my sisfur Callie has blabbed to the world on our bloggie about what we did at Nellie's party!

    Kisses, Sassy

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  9. Hey, I think we should all just have a pawty!

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  10. Lol... you are such a cute kitty! What is that stuff anyways?

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  11. Hey Austin, do you know where we can get some of that stuff? Dark alleys are okay for the paw off.

    Purrs,
    Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew

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  12. Heehee! Austin I thought you were above that kind of behavior!

    Licks,
    Ruthie

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  13. Isn't silvervine the best? We need to send Mommy to get more from the store soon. We still have about 6 boxes left but, hey! There's 7 of us!
    Love your fun video!

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  14. Tell us more about this stuff as never heard of it before x

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  15. I didn't know they were showing Miss Fisher in the UK - I thought it was made in Melbourne and stayed in Melbourne! Isn't she fabulous? And I noticed the lane (or alley) where Austin was getting up to no good...you may be interested in googling Melbourne's lanes; they are world famous! I work in Flinders Lane and walk through Degraves on my way to work every day...you'll find photos of both if you look ... :-)

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  16. Nicky, yes we have Miss Fisher in the UK on one of the satellite channels. I came across it one day and as I love the twenties music and fashion, I watched. First, I just loved the theme and then I really got into the show! Phryne and Jack - will they, won't they etc? Great fun :)

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  17. Forgot to say, Nicky, I did google those lanes and saw the similarity immediately. Maybe there was some subliminal thing going on! :)

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  18. OMD Austin you are well gone. Have a super Silvervine Saturday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  19. Austin it would appear that you are hooked buddy! Sassy has lured you to the dark side! Great video buddy.

    Kitty Hugs, Sammy

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  20. That looks like fun, Austin! Where can we get some - if you don't mind us tapping into the supply - MOL!

    Purrs,
    Carmine, Milita, and Jewel

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  21. Oh Austin don't sniff too much or you could be taken to the Priory "to dry out"!
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  22. I think I shall task my human with finding some of that for me! Great video, kudos to you, Austin, and to your cameraperson!
    Love,
    Moses the Studio Cat

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  23. That stuff must be the cats Austin better not sniff too much buddy!!
    Purrs,
    Kitty

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  24. Wow ! that must have been an extra good quality ! Please sent the name of your dealer secretly to Arthur !

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  25. I wish I was as smart as you!!!
    Austin you have a very smart Mom!!!
    Loved loved loved your super cute video!!!!
    Loved you visit too!!!!
    Have a good one!!!

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  26. LOVED the video! I'm going to go buy the Lady right now for some silvervine!

    p.s. The Lady is now intrigued by Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries and is going to look into it.

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  27. We couldn't get the video to work, not even on You Tube :( But my kitties are very interested in this silvervine business! They've only had catnip, which doesn't do anything for Schroeder, but makes Linus go wild :)
    We'll have to try to watch your video again a little later!

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  28. OMC! She's sending you DRUGS now? That stuff is really great though, isn't it? In fact, I think I'll pester the Human for some tonight! You must be doing something right in the romance department, my furiend!

    Thanks for all your nice messages--I am feeling much better now!

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  29. International intrigue! Can your believe we have never tried silvervine?

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  30. Yay! We just tried the video again and it worked! It is sooo cute and the music is perfect :)

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  31. Great definition! Also a very cute video. Purrs and hugs from the kitties at The Cat on My Head, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Josette

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  32. Oh My Cod! Austin if yous is Sassy's Boy Cat and Kozmo is Callie's Boy Cat, how will they tells yous apart?
    Yous 2 is twins!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  33. A guy's just gotta have fun, right Austin? Terrific video!

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  34. Oh Austin, I wouldn't have dreamed that you were that far gone! So much so that you showed your bikini! But then, I showed a glimpse of mine once. The CB will never be the same after having seen YOURS however!
    WHEW! Muy caliente!

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  35. I've never tried that but I sure would luv'z too xx00xxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  36. oh my CAT, Austin - incriminating Evidence for SURE (or was that video ...DOCTORED?)

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  37. That was the best movie... EVER! Loved the performances! Loved the props! Loved the music! The music... wow! You had ol' peepers here boppin' away with shimmyin' shoulders and everthin'. I even swung my hips to the music, a bit, but had to be careful 'cause of my knee and all. Gonna listen to that music some more, I think.

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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  38. Austin you should of been born in the swinging sixties.

    Sheba.

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  39. Yup... wethinks they call it matabi, in Japan where wethinks it originated... mmmm...

    you really played it up for the camera, this time Austen... can't wait to see what other antics you get yourself into with that matabi stuff!!!

    :)
    headbumps and stuff...
    mama, mimi and buddhakat

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  40. Sobered up yet, Buddy? Want to stroll down to the local for a pint?

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  41. I think that is a very perfect package indeed!

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  42. And we thought it was a dead bird! LOL. You scared us with the theme... it said MURDERS!!!

    LOL. Love it... and sooo love the laughter.

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  43. Even Pop had to laugh at that video. Oh dear. You're now a niphead and a vinehead. There oughta be a law.

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  44. Oh you folks are so funny! Awesome video, gave us a much needed chuckle!

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