Thursday, 9 May 2013

"Extra, Extra!"

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Rescued from the jaws of death!

Looking a bit bedraggled, but insisting she was fine, this young female sparrow today admitted that it was a close thing when she was randomly attacked by a black and white furry quadruped. Luckily she was rescued by a passing male biped who, in true superhero fashion, after placing her safely in a nearby hedge, quickly disappeared into the gathering crowd and has not been seen since.

Information is scarce, but local intelligence say the description of the perpetrator of this detestable and heinous crime matches one Austin Tuxedo, a gangster and nip dealer who is well known in the area.

If you see anyone matching this description, please notify the authorities immediately. Do not approach as the perp could be clawed and extremely dangerous.



NB Sammy of One Spoiled Cat is celebrating his blogaversary tomorrow and he is having a "Best PJ" contest as part of the festivities. Austin has entered in his Yogi Bear onesie (prolly trying to escape justice), so if you've got a moment perhaps you could go vote (ok, not necessarily for Austin, as he has been a very naughty boy;) and wish Sammy a happy blogaversary at the same time. Here is the show-off perp contestant at Heathrow airport departure lounge wearing his outfit and ready to groove! It's Jive Kitty and the Jazz Paws!




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43 comments:

  1. *drats* Austin.
    The bird that got away.

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  2. But … but Austin, the humans have made it so easy to eat bird. They even cook it up for you and sell it in their supermarkets. Seriously, you can come hide out here. I'll pretend I know nothing about this little transgression.

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  3. I say *drats* just like Abby !
    My mom say's thank cod the cute birdie was saved !!

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  4. Well we are very glad that the bird was saved. Mom has saved one or two herself. Take care.

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  5. Austin Mum says, thank goodness for the saver of that bird! But Miss Kitty want Austin to know, I forgive you this time because you had interference but the next time, you gotta be watchful and quick buddy!!!
    Meow,
    Kitty

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  6. What a cute little birdie! My Kitty Kitty Meow Meow used to hunt rabbits, and I tried to save a few of the babies but I wasn't usually successful with that.

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  7. I am pretty sure I have not seen the culprit anywhere!!!!

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  8. Austin! I will attest that you were here, sporting your bikini and too busy to be that Yuxie. I know it wasn't you.

    xxoox

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  9. dood. whoa...what da be jezuz N in cods name... say it aint sew. we iz trooly KNOT see in what we iz see in. trooly. we will bee rite bac az we kneads ta go get a vizshun exam.

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  10. You were so close! I can't believe that person would be called a hero! I've heard that the Lady has saved some birds too. I just don't get it. Birds are made for our eating.

    In sympathy,
    Annie

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  11. You're being framed, Austin! We know it had to be some other tuxie that did the dirty deed!

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  12. You didn't REALLY let some Human steal your birdie, did you Austin?

    Oh, and that onesie? It's embarrassing. Lose it.

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  13. I see your reputation has preceded you, Austin!

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  14. Austin.......tutt tutt. Have a fabulous Friday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  15. It's all that magic nip Austin..Mawahhwaahh Next time make sure that Humoms not around :) Paws up !! xx00xxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  16. Austin! You didn't get that snack before it was rescued.... :D As for you in your jammies at Heathrow heading to my pawty - you are rather NOTICEABLE in your jimjams and something tells me you'd best hop on the next plane and get out of town FAST! See you at the pawty......

    Kitty Hugs, Sammy

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  17. oh no! Thank goodness the birdie is ok!!
    Don't let too many peeps see this, we don't want you to appear on 48 Hrs in the USA!

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  18. Lies! All Lies! Austin, my MomKatt works for defense attorneys. You were "railroaded", she says! She's working on the "Every katt has a twin" theory, so surely that alleged "attacker" was merely YOUR twin.

    *steps up to the bar* Ladies & GentleKatts, my client is INNOCENT! Judge the cat, not his rap!

    Legal purrz,
    Selina

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  19. We didn't see anyone resembling that description - does the sparrow need glasses?
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  20. We would never tell if we saw you sweet Austin. We are happy the bird was rescued though. Hugs and nose kisses

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  21. Nip Dealer? errr, Mommy, we'll be right back!

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  22. The bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush, unless yous a cat who has been relieved of his prey!
    Me LOVES your pajamas! And the jazz paws is fabulishious!
    Save a dance for mes!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  23. The birdie that got away=MOL...We love the nip, Austin, so we'll be right over!...Have a fun weekend, handsome friend...kisses...Calle, Halle, Sukki

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  24. That is one lucky birdie!

    The other day I found the telltale signs of a birdie who was, shall we say, NOT quite so lucky!!

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  25. I think you've been unjustly accused, Austin!
    But so glad the little sparrow was saved. :)

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  26. How exciting! Are you sure that's a sparrow? Odin has been eyeing the bird nests all day with no success. See you at the party. We'll be in our birthday suits.

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  27. I don't understand why the bi-ped didn't bring the bird in & cook it up for dinner...

    Isn't that what they're there for?

    Nubbin wiggles,
    Oskar

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  28. Austin, Austin, Austin... we will refrain from comment, as apparently our human does not understand it is in our nature to hunt the birds. Not that it was you... Anyhow, the human is also very glad the bird is okay. Us, not so much... xoxox from the Zee/Zoey gang

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  29. I did the same thing more then once when Happy was a young healthy cat!! She was a great bird catcher!!! I was hurt pretty good one time saving a bird!!
    Super cute post!!!!

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  30. Sorry your bird got away, Austin! Hunting is fun!

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  31. Glogirly is laughing so hard she's wiping her eyes.

    So Austin...you better lay low or you may end up having a mug shot of your own!

    ; )
    Katie

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  32. Hi austin. Happy mom's day to your mommy! =)

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  33. You've been framed...I mean my sister Bennette wishes it could have been her! She only dreams of catching birdies...whoa that must have been so exciting!

    Gotta get back to fussing over my momma Ellie. Thanks for sending her birthday and Mothers Day wishes.

    Purrs,

    Cory

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  34. Hey Buddy! Hope all is well in Austin-Land! We are sending you all best wishes for a happy weekend, and since today is Mother's Day in the U.S., we wish your Mum a Happy Mother's Day!

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  35. Oh-oh... Austin, buddy... better to be famous than infamous, I should think. purrs

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  36. Oh Austin!! How could you!!!! BOL!! I am glad she is safe!

    Licks,
    Ruthie

    Pee.s. how do I access Reeder?

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  37. Wait, I didn't see any picture of Austin... must have been some other tuxiecat. Austin needs a PR person to rehabilitated his image.

    xxoo
    Maggie

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  38. Who saved the bird?!? Wasn't that supposed to be Austin's present from Caro? Who is this biped you are talking about? Please don't tell me it's the staff person's brother.

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