It was a dark and stormy day (not really, but added for effect!) and I was minding my own business as I do. All of a sudden I heard a horrible sound! I peeked a look out the window and my worst fears were confirmed. Yes, Danny The Window Cleaner was next door with his rods and wooshy water machine and was doing his best to remove the rendering from the walls of the house!!
As I looked, Toby the Tibetan Terrier emerged from his lair, saw me and started his horrendous barking! Good grief! I decided discretion is the better part of valour and retreated behind the sofa 🙀
When the furore died down several
LET ME OUT!!!!!
Not a scooby doo!! Nothing! Silence! Like the grave!
I was shut in, incarcerated, dumped, without even a second thought!
Revenge is sweet though! A little later when the household were relaxing, I deposited my supper in three places on the carpet right where SHE walks!! 😹
Kitties, do you think I will ever get over this?