But you don't want to know about her! 😼 I have been very busy keeping things up to scratch around here 😂 As you know there is always much to do to keep the humans in order and I have had to marshal the troops in order to accomplish this.....
Yep! All present, but not necessarily correct!!
Anyway, moving on! Ahem! 😸 *clears throat* ............
A Festive Pome
It's at that time of year,
When families do gather.
It's so much fun - break out the rum!
But please don't tell grandfather!
The children play and laugh with joy.
Their little faces beaming.
Then daddy steps upon a toy,
And everyone is screaming!
Grandma chokes upon a nut,
She coughs and splutters loudly.
Someone slaps her on the back,
The nut emits profoundly.
We wish you a happy Christmas.
We hope it will be merry.
But if the rellies get too much,
Start on that case of sherry!
Wishing everyone a terrific 2018