Wednesday, 27 November 2013

Philosopher cat!

philosophy - A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing. 
Ambrose Bierce

The first law of philosophy: For every philosopher, there exists an equal and opposite philosopher.
The second law of philosophy: They are both wrong. 

Philosophers favourite poem? "I wondered lonely in a crowd"

Saturday, 23 November 2013

Tuesday, 12 November 2013

Have you lost something, Austin?

node - past tense of know
code in node - common infection causing inflammation of the nasal passage

Don't forget you can order your Christmas gifts from Mollie and Alfie's shop

And also Lynne at Dip Dip and The Bridge makes super mini-mes

Have a great day! xx

Sunday, 10 November 2013


The eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month

Comments are off today xx

Thursday, 7 November 2013

The Unveiled Threat!

You can watch on YouTube here

The Staff here. In my defence I was trying to protect Prof. Towers from the fearsome and frightening firework festivities of Guy Fawkes night! He wasn't aware of what was about to ensue. When it did he forgot about yakking in my shoe....

The comfort of the quilt!

If you are thinking of Christmas gifts for your pets or your friends Austin Towers wholeheartedly endorses Mollie and Alfie's Gift Shop. Here is a shameless plug brilliant advert made by Michelle of My Three Moggies combining many endorsements from satisfied customers  ;) ..

or you can watch on YouTube

Finally we are very sad to announce that the cat blogosphere has lost one of its oldest most popular friends. Ginger Jasper has run to the Bridge.  Please, if you haven't already done so, go and leave a message of condolence for Carol and Barrie who miss him so much.

whine - wine that has an aspiration

Sunday, 3 November 2013

♫♪ All creatures ..........

....... great 
....... and small ♪♫

If the bottom pictures are a bit blurry it is because Mini-Me moves too fast!

Austin here. I have had quite a week and have been UTB for much of it as there has been fireworks, thunder and lightning, nasty builder blokies and gale force winds, not necessarily in that order. The Staff has also been mentally MIA for much of the week so hasn't helped me visit and comment, which has been a big downer :(

I am putting together an official complaint to submit to the Federation of Feline Bloggers to try and get her removed from her position as "Staff" and reduced to the role of "Snivelling Menial". This will probably be a very long and drawn out process as she has some clout (so she says)! I felt like giving her a clout the other day I can tell you when she forgot my statutory five treats - as laid down in our official contract signed in blood ... her blood!!

Happy Sunday everyone!!

PeeEss If you think I am sucking my thumb in the first picture, think again! I don't have thumbs, but that doesn't stop me giving clouts ;)

procrastinate - to put off to tomorrow what you have already put off to today