Austin here. My good pal Mr Puddy wants stories about how humans try and mess with us kitties. There is no one big story, but just a rule of claw to be noted by chief human slave. So here goes:
If I want your attention and you don't respond immediately, I will become BIG CLAW and wreak havoc. Hehe hehe hehe he...... .
AND more specifically, if you close any door to me, I will not be held responsible for what BIG CLAW does:
Carpet outside door to bedroom!
Lesson for my human : Don't Mess with Ya Kitty ; )
Name of Kitty : Austin da Kool
Kitty's Weapon : The BIG CLAW