It is so state of the art that it comes with its own email address and games console! It gets messages in the night and downloads apps. I can't be sure, but I think it might be GPS enabled and spying for the KGB!
It's so independent that I reckon it's out surfing the interwebs, networking with all the other "all-in-ones" and plotting to take over the world on Facebook!
I'm terrified of it! It seems to turn itself on and off willy-nilly and plays a merry little tune before it coughs, heaves a little sigh and goes quiet. Then just when I think it's safe it decides I should play a game of Sudoku when actually what I really want to do is sort out the scanner settings!
It is also wifi enabled so there is no plug involved. I could be in another room minding my own business on the iPad, accidentally fumble and rest my thumb on "print" and end up with the complete works of Shakespeare on single sided A4 white, when all I wanted was to download the latest freebie from Amazon. And what the wingdings is a proxy port?
It copies, sorts photos, scans, sings, dances and does impressions. The one thing it doesn't do is print what I want!
LOL! Those are some cute kittens, though!
ReplyDeletehaha....mom has one of those too....so far she has it set up but it keeps telling her there is no paper...yes there is - WTH??? stupid technology.... :)
ReplyDeleteMom has one too but it not smart like yours.
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Oh theese one is a good one! Loved your post, clever! Secretary Neytiri loves printers and it sounds like this fancy one would keep her occupied! Yep, we see what the problem is with the printing...
ReplyDeletei want one :)
ReplyDeleteJune, it's probably already in your house. Be afraid ...... !!!! lolol
ReplyDeleteHaaaaaa!!!! Brilliant and sooooooooo true!
ReplyDeleteHa..Ha..Ha...Funny !!! But I wonder how the kitteh got in there ; )
ReplyDeleteThe printer thingey always scares the bee-jee-sus out of us!!
ReplyDeleteOh Dog! I'd love to have a printer like that!
ReplyDeleteSigh... funny but so true. Your printer sounds like my android phone of which I have a major love-hate relationship with. It will call people when I am nowhere near it, change settings randomly, and more times than not will disconnect every call I am on. Perhaps it could hook up with your printer for a happily ever after love story!
ReplyDeleteCute picture of the kitties!
MOL,we love this!
ReplyDeleteDeb, maybe there's a book in it! lol
ReplyDeleteI´m so sorry to hear that you have problem with your new all-in-one printer/scanner/copier or not *MOL*
ReplyDeleteDoes it also bring you breakfast in bed?
ReplyDeleteHAHA! Sometimes I feel like I have an electronic cloud hanging over my head too.
ReplyDeleteThat photo looks like a kitty-misfeed!
; )
Thanks for your sweet comment on the blog today.
xo Katie
What on Earth... o_O
ReplyDeleteCan you drive it too maybe?!
Yikes!
For what it worth, I'm rubbish with ONE function contraptions, let alone something that can clearly multi-task!
LOL! It has more of a social life than you! :)
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha, I love this post. I can definitely relate! Thanks for the laughs, and I love the kittehs! :)
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend!
hahahaha. you kitties are funny.
ReplyDeleteemma and buster
Wow that printer sounds way too technical for our old lady. It is all she can do to figure out how to make something print. That was such a good post and I love the picture.Too darn cute. LOL.
ReplyDeletewe knows what those kittehs was doing, they was sitting on top of the scanner making tock copies!
ReplyDeleteSo much cuteness cant be copied!!
ReplyDeleteROFL! This was funny. My printer is just a plain ol' model that doesn't do anything but print, scan and copy. I'd be freaked out if it surfed the net in the middle of the night. Isn't it funny though, how printers are cat magnets? Mine always want to sit on top.
ReplyDeleteJust wanted you to know that this is the final week of Searching For A Girl!
ReplyDelete: ) enjoy the weekend,
Katie
Could Austin be somehow responsible for this unseemly behaviour of the multitasker thingamajik? purrr...meow!
ReplyDeleteThere's always room for you, Austin. xoxox
ReplyDeleteWow, we're with Jan - we wouldn't want such an independent printer around here. Besides, Percy keeps Jan confused by stepping on the button to turn our own all in one printer contraption on.
ReplyDeleteAnd to answer your question, your blog loads fine. :)
Hahaha! We have a printer that has a life of its own. Not as smart as yours but it scares the bejesus out of me when it parties in the other room! Maybe I could let it do Words with Friends... LOL!
ReplyDeleteGood idea! Maybe we should just let our printers do the thinking!! lol
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