Here we have it at last! The PurrFurMance Review for Affliliate Typists! My very good pal Spitty the Kitty, who also happens to be NUCAT's Executive Vice President in charge of Affiliate Liaison and Pest Control has managed to resurrect and adapt this questionnaire from several years ago! The results then were, to put it mildly, disappointing! We are hopeful that this time there will be more progress made in kitty/human understanding with regard to blog maintenance and content, going forward. We need a coming together so that both kitty and human understand that...
kitty = boss
human = lackey
AND THEY HAVE NO LIFE!
We are suggesting that each kitty take this form and agree a mutual time in which they sit down with their Affiliate and go through each section carefully. You must bear in mind, depending on the individual Affiliate's propensity for slovenliness and recalcitrance, it could take several
If you would like a Word copy of the above document please let myself or Spitty know. We will collate, analyse, summarise and carefully file the results after a nap or three.
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lackey - someone who lacks
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My feline sister, Rosie, has taken notes and will approach our affiliate about getting her act together. Rosie has some gripes of her own ...as she feels she doesn't have equal say on the blog. The affiliate claims this is only because she refuses to keep her eyes open in pictures, but Rosie is not buying it!
ReplyDeleteThis is going to be very interesting!
ReplyDeleteWe rated the mom a couple of times in the past. We probably gave her high marks she really didn't deserve.
ReplyDeleteWe've never rated our Mum as we don't want her to be too embarrassed!
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Phoebe here and I say MOm only gets one paw because she writes some of the days instead of letting me write every day.
ReplyDeleteWe would have to give our Mom four paws as she has successfully posted every day for at least 6 years. Before that was different ... but now she is 'retired', all we know she is home with us nearly every day! So we make sure she does this for us and she can't say she doesn't have time!
ReplyDeleteWOW! You have Mom very well trained! I might ask you to give classes on human management! MOL
DeleteYikes. We don't want to publicly shame our humans! :)
ReplyDeleteWe've never rated Mum... Hmm... We think she deserves two or three paws. Purrs
ReplyDeletedood....we will answer heer ta make a poor sam pull of de food gurl heer in trout, hope full lee puttin otherz ta less shame than de shame we haz heer for R slovenlee food purrson...answers in noe kinda order...noe, noe, noe, noe sorta, noe, noe, may bee, sorta, noe & noe
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I have reviewed my human twice before, once in 2009 and again in 2011. Both times she was sadly lacking so I can see she is overdue for another review.
ReplyDeleteI've never done the review! You're right that it will probably take time but I can see failure in her future. ::Hanging head::
ReplyDeletePurrs,
Annie
Why do I have a feeling that some peeps will not be happy?
ReplyDeletePerformance Review time!! Pawsome!!!
ReplyDeleteWe saw the survey on Spitty's blog, and LOVE it! Would you please send us a Word copy. Many thanks! XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteMes and Kozmo and Jo Jo and Ninja is going to to this separately! Kozmo wants to do Daddy though, me shall has to whap him silly!
ReplyDeleteKisses
Nellie
Also, mes forgotted to reminds yous to enter the Finish the Sentence Game on my blog before 4:30 (PDT) Tomorrow!
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Nellie
Holy COD. We know that our Mommy would be SUCH a massive FAIL...although, to be fair, she does make some mean chikkun jerky snax...maybe we'd just better keep mum!
ReplyDeleteA review of the human's performance -- this should be interesting!
ReplyDeleteI had a consultation with Spitty today and it appears I might be ripping my Mom to shreds on May 22nd (but that date is subject to change!) Love, Cody
ReplyDeleteOh dear, what about a 3-paw purrforance? We're blogging less these days.
ReplyDeleteCATZOWEY! My Staff would fail for sure!
ReplyDeleteI can't score my human too low because she does take me to all those cat shows and sometimes we stay in those awesome hotels.
ReplyDeleteI must admit (begrudgingly) that my AT does a very good job with the blogging stuff. She has said that she "does her best" to keep up with everyone else's blogs and I think does a credible job with my own blog so overall I have FEW complaints. Amazing huh? I complain about everything else (weather, being old, being deserted) but job performance wise, my Mom (AT) is at the top of the heap.
ReplyDeleteHugs, Sammy
Wow Austin dat's sumfin' else. All fings considered, weez gotta give mommy 4 paws up here. Guess all in all she duz purretty good.
ReplyDeleteLuv ya'
Dezi and Lexi
I have had a word with my pet who writes the That's Purrfect blog and given her a stiff talking to. She was very good during the A to Z Challenge and posted every day, but since then there has been zilch, nada, not a bean. I've told her she needs to get her arse in gear and post EVERY DAY. Anyway, she's written something today and has promised me she will do much better in the future. Regards, Toffee.
ReplyDeleteDone and Done!
ReplyDeleteI have to make a copy of this and put it on the keybord every morning before Granny rise...One paw...only one paw and a forgettable mind *shakes head*... Pawkisses :) <3
ReplyDeleteSweet Praline used to rate Mom Paula all the time. We've never done it. Please send us a Word document to sweetpurrfections@sc.rr.com
ReplyDeleteI'm afraid some humans risk getting fired.
ReplyDeleteHAH! I remember rating TW with all D’s. That was then and it prolly won’t get much better.
ReplyDeletePlease send me a word copy of the document. My human sure needs a review and I'd better do it before it gets worse. (ladycat3.04@gmail.com)
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