Austin is now fifteen hours into his twenty hour post-prandial nap, so I have taken the opportunity to break into his blog and have my say! BTW Austin, choosing "Tiggerstinks" as your password was not your best idea!
So, you might have read about the drubbing I received in my purrfurmance review yesterday! Many commenters said they thought he was a bit harsh. To be honest I think the whole NUCAT thing has gone to his head!! He actually struts! Oh yes he does! He is a strutter! And a strutting tuxie is not a pretty sight!
Anyway, I felt the tuxie terror needed teaching a bit of a lesson. So, later on that day ........
Hehehe!! So much for the "patiently opening and closing of doors and windows"!
Ok, so it wasn't exactly raining!
(Apologies for the reflection)
There's an old Welsh proverb which roughly translated says:
"A strutting tuxie baring fang outside window,
Will not be receiving kibble and succour anytime soon."
=^;;^=
strut - something one does with one's stuff!
=^;;^=
Uh oh...we think Austin better rethink that purrformance review. ;)
ReplyDeleteSorry Austin, but I knew it wouldn't end well.
ReplyDeletelol that will teach him. But you better watch your back and sleep with one eye open
ReplyDeleteHmmm....we've never heard that Old Welsh proverb before :)
ReplyDeleteThe Florida Furkids
Uh oh, maybe time to change da purrformance review.
ReplyDeleteHe might just review his review of you!
ReplyDeleteI told him to be kind!
ReplyDeleteRuh roh ...I think she's on to you. If you need a place to hide out for a few days, just let us know.
ReplyDeleteMy feline sister Rosie says she likes your strut!
ReplyDeleteWe try to be nice on our purrformance reviews because we like our treats. MOL
ReplyDeleteOh Dear Austin, Me thinks ye be in for some trouble MOL!
ReplyDeleteGood going TAT...you gave the strutter a run for his money although a nose bitey may be in your near future!
ReplyDeletePoor Austin :( That was a little harsh.
ReplyDeletewe think the Skivvy's revenge was sweet, indeed.
ReplyDeleteMommy would like to see that saying in the Original Welsh, pls.
Y strytwng tyxu byrung ffyng owtsyd wwyndww,
DeleteWll nwt bw rwsyfyng kybbwl ynd swky ynytywm swn
uh oh!!
ReplyDeleteBut I think tuxies SHOULD strut - they are dressed to do so, in fact!
ReplyDeleteSomeone is not looking very amused at being locked out.
ReplyDeleteMOL and OMC Y'all awe so funny. Mommy sez me stwuts too. So we fink Austin must look quite adowable stwuttin'. Hope y'all call a twuce soon. MOL
ReplyDeleteLuv ya'
Dezi and Lexi
Using the name "Skivy" wasn't probably the best choice Austin.
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Strutting has its' uses (like when we're trying to scare off an introoooder) but around our Moms maybe it's not a good idea Austin. I think your Mom is just a tad (larger than a BIT but smaller than a LOT) miffed at the performance review. You may want to consider using "THE LOOK" on her......or treats may not be as forthcoming as they were before the review! Just a thought.......
ReplyDeleteHugs, Sammy
I'm proud of you! That will make him rethink his review. That's quite the fang showing, he must not know the saying about sweet things getting more.
ReplyDeleteThat's not exactly the saying, but honey and flies didn't seem to fit!
Nice move! That will certainly make Austin think twice! Although, Sampson says that a strutting tuxie is a wonderful thing...
ReplyDeleteWell, you knew this might happen. Be strong, Pal. Giving in is not an option. Those TATs, er, Skivvies, can smell blood a mile away.
ReplyDeleteHarsh...Mom threw Mau out on the catio a few nights ago after an incident involving pee. He is another strutting tuxie with attitude. It would be okay with us girls if he packed his bags and moved purrmanently to the Wildcat Den. We will be following this continuing saga with great interest. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo (Mau refused to sign)
ReplyDeleteHmmm, I'll have to ideate on this one ;-) ( I didn't make it up. It's an advertising/marketing term.
ReplyDeleteI Know!! I looked it up 😄
DeleteHmmm, Caro, I am much impressed with how you have handled Austin and the whole review thing. I received a triple drubbing - and when published, the instigators were given a drubbing by their fans. Our in-house tuxie, Austin's twin - Kozmo, is a bit og a milktoast and has allowed Nellie to lead him around by the nose. Could Austin send him some backbone?
ReplyDeleteCiao Barb
Hmmmm! I doubt it!! Ciao Caro!!!
DeleteShe better watch her back
ReplyDeleteSnorts,
Lily & Edward
dood !!! waddya meen ya getted locked outta de houz, while de snow waz a flyin that terned into sheetz of rain down pourin sew hard ya couldna see yur own paw that waz rite ther in front oh ewe till ya sat down ta groom ta see de paw that wuz rite ther next two ewe; all de while tellin yur bellah it wood be oh kay coz food that had been with held for 98 minits waz on de horizon tho knot litter a lee....coz ya had ta strut yur stuff ta....now we loozed R trane oh thought..........♥♥♥
ReplyDeleteUmmm Austin are you reconsidering your performance review?
ReplyDeleteYou tell thee werld Lady Caro!!! Mee told Unccle Austin hee was TOO harsh on you!!! Yur reevenge wass BERRY clevurr....an thee sayin iss heelareeuss....mew mew mew...
ReplyDeleteMee finkss mee tott Unccle a bit TOO MUCH swagga an strut...mee apawlogizess Lady Caro :(
Humbully Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=
I will be really surprised if the Skivvy gets the last laugh. Surely, a tuxie that struts would not let that happen. Plus, Skivvies everywhere would get too big for their britches and we can't have that!
ReplyDelete"Tiggerstinks" MOL!
That is way harsh for a Skivvy.
ReplyDeleteOh yes, revange is sweet, especially if you've such a bad password!
ReplyDeleteI really enjoy your words of the day!!
Thank you for your kind words about Cubby. We really miss him a lot.
ReplyDeleteThe Florida Furkids
She got you, Austin ! Purrs
ReplyDeleteAh...revenge!
ReplyDeletehave a super Wednesday...
Noodle and crew
She got you really good there , you shall be glad it wasn´t raining *mol*
ReplyDeleteXOXO
MOL. Austin, you might want to consider reviewing your review! :)
ReplyDeleteAww... let him in :)
ReplyDeletePurrs xx
Athena and Marie
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha
ReplyDelete* says our typist *
I hope you didn't keep Austin waiting too long, or your grade could go down.
ReplyDeleteLexy thinks Tuxies should strut every day!
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