My Affiliate Typist’s
Annual PurrFurMance Review
Review of The Staff
Date: 10th May 2015
Reviewed by Austin Towers
Quantity of Output: Has your purrson posted to your blog daily to give you maximum exposure worldwide and make you famous? Does she ‘eck!!!??
Quality of Output: Are you, as snoopervisor, satisfied with your purrson’s choice of photos, words, creativity, imagination, truth, fun and general interest in your postings? She tries very hard. In fact I've never met anyone who is more trying!
Client Pawticipation: Does your purrson provide sufficient ways for your fans to contact you and for you to contact them? I believe there are enough buttons on the sidebar to keep everyone popping, but not, I expect, if you are a koumpounophobe!*
Pawticipation (Part II): Does your purrson allow you to take part in fun blog-world special events, pawties, contests, and more? What special events .... ????
Client Satisfaction: Are your friends purringly contented with what they see and read on your blog? Not sure if they are content, but we do get lovely comments :)
Overall rating and comments and suggestions for improvement (in your own words):
( ) High Four paws
( ) Medium Two paws
( ) Low One paw
( ) Worse than low Claw swipe
( x ) Pawful 0 (Zero = claw swipe + bitey)
What can I say? I am somewhat disappointed, but I also find myself in a conundrum! TAT is deficient in many areas, BUT and it is a big BUT, she does feed me and pander to my every whim. She does allow me to lie on her legs until she loses all feeling and they practically drop off. When I want to go out she very patiently opens EVERY door and window several times in order to prove to me that it rains equally outside EVERY door and window!
She brushes me on demand and tickles my belleh, which I love. She talks to me like I'm a human and doesn't use that silly high pitched voice with baby words like I'm an idiot .... well, not much!
SO, on the whole I can't complain. BUT when it comes to the actual blogging thing, she is quite stubborn and displays selective deafness over my
whining gently requesting more frequent and regular postings. There is considerable room for improvement in that area!
Consequently, and after much consideration, I am demoting her from Affiliate Typist to Skivvy, effective immediately. After all, it is a role to which she is more suited! She has 30 days to contest that decision and then I will advertise for a more qualified human. Keep a look out for the advert in future editions of The Towers Times!
Thanks to everyone who is participating in this purrfurmance review. It has been very enlightening!
Here I am in my favourite place.
There are human legs underneath that are in a coma!
Above selfie included so we can once again join in the Sunday Selfie blog hop hosted by Kitties Blue.
Click on the badge to join in :)
Happy Mother's Day to all our American friends!
*koumpounophobia - fear of buttons. Apparently Steve Jobs had it and this is what led to the development of touch screen technology!