....... of Austin disguised as an apron. The apron has "APRON" written on it, just in case there is anyone who might mistake it for a cat or something! He is practicing being incognito. It's his job. That's what he does. He also has to kill, or at least seriously thwack, anything that passes, particularly bits of rolled up paper.
I think he also might be sulking. We need to talk at some juncture!