Friday, 19 June 2015

The Towers Times Issue #4

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44 comments:

  1. Austin, there's so much news. Yes, I will resist with all my might the outlawing of the nip! The lady's mom gets vertigo (I think that's the same as verdigris?) from time to time although she didn't start getting it until very late in her life. We sure hope The Affiliate Typist starts feeling better. May you could share some of your nip with her, just not the Class A stash.

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  2. What??? Nip outlawed??? No way! Let's start a petition! We hope your typist feels better soon. ~Lexy~

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  3. Pffft bite humans until they give the nip and all will be fine haha hopefully your typist turns away from green soon.

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  4. Oh no, nip outlawed?? We sure hope not. We just grow our own. WE think our Mom has that Vertigris. She is always green and dizzy too. You all have a great day.

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  5. Oh my!! Terrible news to outlaw nip!
    Lily & Edward

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  6. I'm pro-nip and will support your cause 100%! Say NO to NO NIP! The people, I mean the kitties, demand nip!

    P.S: Can we sign up to receive your newsletter? This is great!

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  7. Thanks for the report today, Austin! I can see there is a lot of important news!

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  8. Hope you are still getting your nip, it is like latte without froth without it.
    Dip and Elliot x

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  9. Purrs to the typist from all of us. Idiot humans should be banned!

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  10. Those are a lot of impawtant news ! Purrs

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  11. What???? No, seriously.....WHAT? Catnip??!!!!????? Outlawed? No way....for real? Noooooooo. We do hope your Typist feels better soon. Thank you for telling us about the Verdigris. On account of, our Mumsy must be eaten up with it, and now we know what it is that she's got.

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  12. WE MUST INVESTIGATE THIS PLOT AND NIP IT IN THE BUD....ASAP
    HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

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  13. Sure hope typist feels better soon. Maybe mom could use a little catnip herself maybe that would make her feel better.

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  14. Where is your box today? I hope your typist gets well soon.

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  15. Are ya gonna have to cross da pond to get your nip fix?

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  16. Verdigris, My Mommy must has that. And she definately is green....
    And ban catnip! NO!!! Never!!!!!
    If they does that, yous can bes sure mes will sends yous BC BUDDIEZ!!!
    Both Neteri & Clooney & me & Kozmo & Ninja & Jo Jo LOVES that stuff!
    Kisses
    Your Nellie Bellie

    Kisses
    Nellie

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  17. Nip must NOT be banned or there will be lots of unhappy cats who will sharpen their claws and take revenge.
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  18. You must come to live in Holland. We have legallised Nip for ages...Poppy... 's too :D Pawkisses for a Nippy Weekend :) <3

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  19. Austin! This is tragic news! Nip must NOT be banned in the UK......if that happens, it's liable to cause the wacky government in the USA to do the same.....and that means one step closer to a worldwide ban.......let us know what we can do to STOP this in its' tracks! As for your human's condition, I'm wondering if the Verdigris may have been caused by winning one too many BIG GREENIES on my Tuesday Teaser????? If so, I must apologize!

    Hugs, Sammy

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  20. Thank you for uncovering such unthinkable news! We do hope the UK cats will rally and overcome... that is, after a good nap... Purrs from Deb and the Zee and Zoey Gang. We also hope the servant will be feeling better soon!

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  21. Gweat post as always Austin. Sowry yous mommy has sum vertigo. Mommy deals wiff dat sumtimes too. Weez'll be purrayin' and hope yous have a pawsum weekend.

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Lexi

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  22. They want to ban nip?!?? We must do something!!!

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  23. OhMyGosh we want the Staff to feel 100%! Maybe she needs some nip... :D

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  24. That does not sound good regarding the nip...you better send Mini-Me to protest! Purrs and good thoughts to TAT, we really hope she feels better very soon.

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  25. I hope the verdigris is vertigone soon.
    We are ready to march with you, Austin. Nip must be a protected substance!
    xxoo
    Mickey Mouser and Maggie

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  26. Good greef!! Lady Caro has terned green??? Poor lady....what can wee do to un-green her Unccle Austin???? An wee iss sorry shee iss not feelin so grate an lost foe-cuss. LadyMum has timess like thiss. Wee fell beehind again an LadyMum promised mee shee wood werk hard today an shee has been good to her werd! Wee ackshully made it here befur suppurr!!!
    An as fur thee Katnip banning wee fink it iss stew-pid...mee meenss really? Ban 'Nip?? It iss not like wee katss go out an rob or vandalize or hert otherss....*shakess head*
    LadyMum sayss it is 'bout time thee UK PM did sumfin propurr fur efurryone an stop beein such a muppet! (whatefurr that iss???)
    ***nose bumpss*** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xxx

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    1. MOL Purrince Siddhartha you made me larf and larf! We shall write to Mr Cameron and tell him to stop being a muppet! :))))) xxxxx

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  27. Oh no! I can see it now. Lots of little pussycats approaching strange men on street corners to get their packets of green substances!

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  29. Maybe a psychoactive substance could help with the verdigris? That verdigris is a bad thing! It does seem to pass, though . . . . The human over here tries to do that thing with her head like we cats can do (another thing we are better at than they are) and she thinks it helps -- whether you want to join her in this may be questionable but the human insists we pass this along so we shall humo(u)r her just this once.

    Here is a video:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VWyPgfMuvM

    And here is a handout:
    http://www.sharecare.com/health/headaches-migraines/article/half-somersault-for-vertigo

    And here are our best wishes! –Bugs & Barney

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  30. Oh my goodness Austin. Firstly I shall take you up on your gracious offer and I am getting my little kitbag ready to hop in the tunnel for the day to be with you. Secondly, what on earth is WRONG with your Government??? That is ridiculous!!!

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  31. MOL Austin!!!!

    It's ok, let's not worry too much, we can always grow our own.... sssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... MOL

    Purrs

    Basil xox

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  32. Another great edition of the Austin Files. MOL! Banning nip should be, um, ILLEGAL! I hope your TAT is feeling better cos tomorrow I’m feauring the foto YOU chose. don’t get too excited.

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  33. Oh no not no nip!
    Have a wonderful weekend...

    Noodle and crew

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  34. Sure hope typist feels better soon !
    I can send you some fresh nip from Gustav´s garden if it will be banned in your country :)

    XOXO

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  35. Hey Austin, We've been missing you. How's the A.F. doing? Hope the vertigo, um verdigris, is not the result of something serious. Whatever it is that's happening, we are sending purrs and prayers. Just wanted you to know that we are missing you. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  36. dood...thanx... knot.... ta de food servizz gurl, we just now getted R newz copee.....sew we iz guessin de grazz we sended ya iz knot gonna make it past cuztomz huh ~~~~~~

    ♥♥♥

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  37. VERDIGRIS?!?! If it wasn't probably true, it'd be hysterical. We hope the dizzy and green clears up soon!

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