The following video explains why some of us (especially bipeds with opposable thumbs) find it so difficult to get anything done on the interwebs. The video shows Austin (a quadruped with no thumbs) who has just returned from his evening constitutional. He has already done a pretty good impression of two thousand rampaging buffalo through several rooms, over a landing, down some stairs and across a hallway into my study. Now he is demanding to be brushed... IMMEDIATELY!
You will possibly need to turn the volume up high in order to experience the full cinematic effects!
Much better to view it on YouTube here!
rampage - the sound of one small cat crossing a room