Patches and Auctions!

What's this? The nip sausage from Mollie and Alfie has an unexpected red patch?

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It seems poor nip sausage has been to the nip sausage hospital!

And now it looks like even the patch needs a patch!

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Young Austin is powerful and mighty,
Nip sausage was always in flighty.
He gave it some lovin'
And plenty of shovin'
But couldn't resist the odd bitey!

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Hey! Listen up toolaymond! Austin here.  I have some new friends, oh yes I do! :)  First of all, many of you will know that Benny from Two French Bulldogs is fighting horrible liver cancer very hard. He is being very brave about it and loads and loads of folks from the blogosphere have been supporting him and his sister and mom in lots of different ways.

One of the ways was an auction which was held by two little chihuahua girls who live in England called Dip Dip and the Bridge (Dinah and Bridget). They also have a little brother called Elliot. Now, even though they are woofies, I kind of like them, not the least because I reckon I'm quite a bit bigger than they are :))).  Anyways, this auction was to bid for a mini-me that their mum will crochet to the successful bidder's specifications.  I was the that successful bidder >^,,^<

Now, this is where The Staff and I had a little disagreement about what exactly the specifications should be! I wanted it to be of her, so I could practice my shiatsu technique on her without having to listen to the constant screaming and seeing her leak red stuff all over the place. She said no way was she going to allow me to stick my pins into a little doll of her!!???

So, as she's got the thumbs and keyboard skills (allegedly), it's to be of moi!  Yep, there is going to be a mini-moi! You must go and look at what great mini-mes their mum has created. Quite amazing! So now I can't wait to see how I turn out! :)  

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keyboard, key-bored - what I get when The Staff spends too much time tap-tap-tapping on her laptop when I haven't been fed for at least ten minutes 

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