|It's an alien …. or a strange fungus …. or something?|
|Ah! Just checking on the neighbours!|
|Really want to get down now!|
|Luckily a tall man was passing by!|
|I am NOT embarrassed. I just need to inspect that peony over there!|
The stupid Staff was too busy laughing and taking pictures of me in my predicament to be of any assistance! Although I insist it wasn't a "predicament" as such, I was just testing the altitude and checking to see if the hedge needed trimming! Oh, and I am not telling how I got up there!
assistance - to help from a distance