Monday, 16 April 2012

A Real Grousecat

I don’t know! Austin's not been the same since Real Housecats. In fact he’s become a Real Grousecat! Won’t do this. Won’t do that. He just lies around all day while muggins here runs around catering to his every whim. I have to cook everything "cord on bloo". Caviar on kibble for breakfast and home cured salmon for lunch (didn’t know it was sick?) and sea bass with saffron mussel drizzle for dinner. 

I do nothing except slave over a hot tin opener all day. As if I haven’t more important things to do! At this point Austin lifts a languid paw and brings to a halt my incessant whining:

Well you haven’t. And shut up, you sound like a dog!!! 

Huh! OK so how about a nice chicken breast stuffed with prunes and figs for your supper? Te he he!

Eeeewwwwphyffft!
Looks like something’s got the cat’s tongue!

27 comments:

  1. Sounds like fame and fortu...wait, just fame...has gone straight to his head. I'm sure you already know there's not a thing you can do about it. Welcome to Austin's world.
    ; ) Glogirly & Katie

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  2. LOL K & G it is definitely a cats world round here!

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  3. PRUNES & FIGS!?! Well, that will remove the bug from his arse...

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  4. I guess the real housecats really went to Austin's head, they say fame changes a person! Love the pic as always. :)

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  5. From one famous Real Housecat to another I just say WAY TO GO Austin ;-)

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  6. Okay Austin,,,,,Snap out of it ,,,right now ! Come to your senses and let your Mama help you stay grounded. You think being famous is the life for you ? I have two words for you,,,Charlie Sheen. Don't think it can't happen to you !

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  7. Way to go Austin. You got that servant of yours working her tail off. She is the one that signed you up for the role in the movies. Now that you are a star, you need special treatment for sure. Too funny, Those are some fancy meals. Some of them, we don't even know what they are. Them is big words. Take care.

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  8. Fame has obviously changed Austin!

    Nubbin wiggles,
    Oskar

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  9. Hi there! Thanks for you sweet comment about our Daisy.
    Licks,
    Ruthie

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  10. Austin
    Can I get your pawtograph?
    Your a star!!!
    purrs
    >^,,^<
    ♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥

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  11. Um...Austin darling, your cinnamon underwears are showing..just sayin'. xoxoxoxox

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  12. Yeah, Wally has been acting the same way...walking around here expecting the royal treatment from everybuddy. Sheesh! It's so annoying!

    Ernie

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  13. Yup - fame will do that to you every time.

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  14. Yep, that's what a little bit of fame will do to ya...Hey,that "cord on bloo" sounds pretty good!

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  15. Now so much a fan of figs and prunes...hee hee.

    pawhugs, Max

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  16. Blech! Let me just say, JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME! You finally got one of those "Austin in Action" picture.

    Hey Carolyn.

    Huggies and Cheese,

    Haopee

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  17. I think its all that good food that has his tongue.

    We love you Austin,
    jude,poo,babybella,piper & marley

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  18. Sigh.... thanks for the brief glimpse into the hell my life is going to become. Not one diva, but two as Zee and Zoey head off to Season 2 of the Real Housecats! I best go quickly, I don't want to take you away from catering to Austin and having him suffer for even one second whilst you read this long-winded comment!

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  19. Oh my, we hope Austin's swollen head doesn't match his belly ;-) Can we have his pawtograph?

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  20. Allie: so is that how the Famous live? I really must do something about getting some of that fame over here so Mother will wait on me, whisker and paw!

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  21. Way to go Austin! Wanna join Snooki and I for drinks this evening?

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  22. Sounds like a DOG???? Wait a minute!!!!!

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  23. So demanding! But just like a cat to have his servant so well trained, MOL.

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  24. From slave to slave : Arthur too is doesn't eat and goes on hunger strike when the dish doesn't please his majesty !

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  25. Oh lord. Now I see what we have to look forward to. Calling Katie now . . . . Hello Katie? Take Bugs's stuff outa there! Now!

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