Now although the traffic isn't exactly stacking up to get to me down the information superhighway, there are obviously some stoic and sturdy folk who are fighting their way down the beaten track just to get a glimpse of me and Austin in our quiet little blogosphere backwater. Apparently I'm quite popular in the Ukraine! There's even "real-time" updating! Ok, I must try not to get all OCD about checking every minute of every day, as this could lead to a serious case of delusional statopsychosis, a condition which would mean commital to a secure unit. Wonders if they will have wifi?
Anyway what would happen to Austin? I suppose he could come too; in a sense he's already committed, poor little guy, being holed up here with two old bats. To be sure, if it wasn't for the diversion of Tigger the Massive he would be climbing the walls. What am I saying? He does climb the walls.
......... sorry just wandered over to stats again. I can see this is going to be a long and painful process :(
News of Austin? Well, sadly he's developed a five-brush-a-day habit; it's getting beyond a joke. It used to be just once in the evening. Now every time he sees me he stands on his head, rolls neatly over onto his back, and makes like a giraffe with his neck.