Thursday, 20 August 2015

CATachresis Presents .....

CATachresis and Austin Towers are proud to present another blockbuster movie: It is called:
"Austin Meets Lucky Cat"

Because of the mild violence contained therein, the British Board of Film Classification have given it a PG rating as there might be some content unsuitable for kitties under the age of 9 months!

So break out the popcorn, nip and your nom of choice, sit back and enjoy :) 
You can also view it here



Please note that no kitty was harmed during the making of this movie, though the wavy arm figure is now doing time in the cupboard in the garage - third drawer down under the 12 dead remotes!  

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remote - to mote again
emote - to mote electronically
demote - to remove motes

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38 comments:

  1. Wow we enjoyed that cinema treat Austin and thank goodness we are old enough not to be told we can't see the "naughty" bits!!
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  2. AUSTIN! Frankly my dear, you were ATTACKED! He was a lucky cat (!) in that you didn't decimate him. Being a proper British Gentlecat you were kind and forbearing with him. GOOD on you. xxoox I bet he learned some Welch cursing though when he bopped your eye. You look dashing in your eye patch however.

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  3. CH and I both just watched this and we think it deserves an Oscar! We got a kick out of it... :) That Lucky Cat is pretty cute! I have to agree with Katie Isabella and say that you look very dashing in your eye patch! I bet you see Lucky Cat again, Mr. Austin!

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  4. lol you need to hire out a hitman to take care of that. can't go taking out eyes haha

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  5. That was a fun and well worth it matinee
    Lily & Edward

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  6. ha haaaaaaaaaa M is laughing so hard that she's still shaking. You are soooooooo funny. That little guy packs a big punch for such a small guy. You need to brush up on your boxing skills pal.

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  7. That is a great video Austin and deserves a major award! My mum was laughing at the credits too.

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  8. I hope you gave it a good left paw after you got hit in the eye Austin! MOL

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  9. Austin, we know you could've taken Lucky cat out but you were just being a gentlemancat! Loved watching your white feets attempt a little smackdown though!

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  10. My human has one of those Lucky Cats with the waving arm - but she's never broken it out for me! Maybe it's just as well.

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  11. Next time just bury that sucker in the litter box!

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  12. Oh wow, that was very exciting! We luff going to the movies.

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  13. Austin that is hilarious! I had no idea those kitties had moving parts. I commend you on your assessment of the situation and quick action to get behind that crazy cat
    hugs madi your bfff

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  14. dood....we loved thiz mewvie & gived it 984 paws UP !!!!! act shun, suspenze......we wuz YELLIN at de videe oh screen...NOE....dood....due KNOT go bee hind de cat...then POW ~~~~~~~~ rite in de eye...pleez let uz noe when thiz comes out on dee vee dee ♥♥♥

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  15. Oh we want one of those Austin. We would punch it right back for you. We would knock the heck out of the swinging arm. Great cat. You all have a great evening.

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  16. It punched ya? Well, I guess it wuz unlucky for you!

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  17. Oh my gosh, he kept punching you! I'm sure glad he's now in the cupboard! The lady and I love this video and the lady was laughing at the credits too.

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  18. I'm with The Island Cats, I was waiting for you to whap him!
    catchatwithcarenandcody

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  19. You need to punch him back. MOUSES!

    Purrs,
    Seville

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  20. Well Austin that thing tried to knock you DOWN and you did NOT let it - bravo.....just becuases it FINALLY might have grazed your face a bit, you get to wear that manly eyepatch that will make all the girlcats swoon. Nothing wrong with that either!

    Hugs, Sammy

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  21. Mew mew mew what a geeneeus video Unccle Austin!!!!
    Wee iss laffin here like crazee....
    Them Mani neiko katss are weerd aren't they??
    Wee hopess yur eye heals quik...
    ***paw patsss*** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry an {{HUGSS}} LadyMum xXx

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  22. Bwa! Haa!! Haaa!!! This is great!!! Mes LOVES it and it made Mommy's coffee comes out her nose too!!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  23. Poor Austin, I am glad our lucky cat doesn't have a moveable paw.

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  24. TW was actually laughing at you, Austin. I’m mortified that she’d laugh at one of my furrends.

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  25. Austin, you WERE harmed. That Lucky Cat poked you in the eye!

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  26. Me miaow the same thing as many others :)
    You should have pounced it right back !!

    XOXO

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  27. Mom and I loved you comment today. We wonder who you had that conversation with?
    Pee ess: your blandishments are much enjoyed by me of course. I must take a quick course in throat clearing I see!

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  28. Yikes!! Thank you for the disclaimer! We don't have any kitties under 9 months, but the extreme violence was unsettling nonetheless!! We do hope you will be okay Austin! Purrs from Deb and the Zee/Zoey kitties!

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  29. Aaaaaaw Austin how adowably handsum yous awe. Dat be so cute weez luv da lucky cat wavy awrm. MOL Have a gweat weekend.

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Lexi

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  30. Austin, you were so polite with Lucky. Lucky Cat must be a girl cat with a swift left hook ! ;p

    the critters in the cottage xo

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  31. That lucky cat is cruising for a bruising, Austin. He's LUCKY you're such a gentleman!

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  32. I think Austin may be ready for a rematch. Can you disable the arm? I love maneko nekos but mine don't move and it won't bring luck in a drawer. In terms of feng shui placement, the best spot for $ is the SE corner of your home.

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  33. Our mommy loves Maneki Nekos and has a substantial collection from Dad's many trips to Japan. None are mechanical so we have never been punched. We think he has been banished appropriately. until he learns to behave better. Very nice movie. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  34. Thanks for the laugh! That was awesome!

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