Anyway, The Staff, who is already older than the universe, who was there when the first molecule stuck its head out of the cosmic void, is having a birthday today! She is now ...
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So if you notice a slight tilting in the earth's axis, a heaviness in the atmosphere, a strange darkness on the face of the deep, it is because The Staff aka TAT aka The Rickety One has reached her elebenty gazillionth birthday and is needing some structural renovations, but as she is a Grade One listed structure, she will need to have a government intervention first!
You will get no argument here =^,.^=
molecule (from the french mole+cool) - a very hip and happening small furry mammal