Anyway, The Staff, who is already older than the universe, who was there when the first molecule stuck its head out of the cosmic void, is having a birthday today! She is now ...
Officially Ancient!
I am obviously having to type this post myselfffffffffff, so pleasees maaake alllllllllowaaancessss 4 my laccckckckck of thummmmmmmbds and any misstajjjjjekekeks I mite maaaakeeeeee!!qah
So if you notice a slight tilting in the earth's axis, a heaviness in the atmosphere, a strange darkness on the face of the deep, it is because The Staff aka TAT aka The Rickety One has reached her elebenty gazillionth birthday and is needing some structural renovations, but as she is a Grade One listed structure, she will need to have a government intervention first!
You will get no argument here =^,.^=
=^oo^=
molecule (from the french mole+cool) - a very hip and happening small furry mammal
=^oo^=
Happy birthday to your human, Austin!
ReplyDeleteBig HUGS and Happy Birthday Wishes to The Staff!
ReplyDeleteShe's the Bestest, Austin!
And she has the coolest sense of humor... :)
Happy Birthday to your Mum Austin - we hope she has a lovely day filled with chocolates (apart from the coffee ones so our Mum says as she throws those in the bin)!! Here's hoping that you get to sample fresh salmon or a tasty chicken leg.- although the chicken may complain about having to hop about on one leg!.
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Hope your human has a happy birthday and the dirt doesn't get jealous over her being ancient like it lol
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday to your Human, Austin!
ReplyDeleteBut you are wrong - some of us kitties DO celebrate birthdays. Today is Trixie's birthday - but We are having Her Official Party on Shabbat afternoon, and We hope you will be there.
Trixie, Caspurr and Shimshi.
Pee Ess: Don't forget about writing in the Tower Times about Our Campaign to get Synchronised Sleeping Techniques accepted as an Official Sport in the Cat Olympics next year.
Very happy birthday ancientness to you Staffperson, Austin. And many many more.
ReplyDeleteHappy Happy Birthday to the old woman. So, our Mom is older than dirt too and knows just how your Mom feels Austin. It just ain't fun getting old. Anyway, hope the Mom has a great day with all kinds of treats. Take care too..
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday to "The Staff" from Raven and Flame (and their old mom who recently celebrated hers away from home.).
ReplyDeleteHeh heh. Happy Birthday to your Staff. She is now officially in TW territory.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday to your very special Staff from all of us!!!
ReplyDeleteit looks like you do too
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
Happy Birthday to the Ancient One! May there be special treats for you.
ReplyDeleteWell a find happy birthday that was.. I hope she has a good one
ReplyDeleteBawahahahahaha! Happy Birthday to your ancient human. My human is almost ancient, too. Is there some kind of home we could put them all in?
ReplyDeletedood de food servizz gurl waz THER..... de day de wheel wuz inn vented.....
ReplyDeletehappee birthday two yur mum...hope her haza reel lee grate day, hope her getz lotz oh catgrazz & treetz...hope her doez sum FUN FUN stuff & heerz two a yeer a head filled with happee nezz & health for her ~~ ♥♥♥
Happy Birthday to your mum Austin. My mum is also older than the Universe and says welcome to the club!
ReplyDeleteMOL, happy birthday to da staff.
ReplyDeleteYou're a classic - and so is your staff! Happy Birthday to you!!!
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday to your mum! Sorry we're so late. We hope she, with your help, had a great day! (The lady is almost a half a century so she's getting close!) Austin, be good to her!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday to your staff, Austin! We hope her day is purrrrfect.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday and here's to many more! Hope you had a wonderful day. And Austin and the gang gave you many kitty gift as they do.Again Happy Birthday!!!
ReplyDeleteWe felt it over here!
ReplyDeleteAustin shame on you!!!! HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY to your wonderful mama!! Hoping she had a purrfect birthday! xoxo
ReplyDeleteNo WONDER stuff is sliding across the Townhome floor! ... oh wait, that's just Waffles.
ReplyDeleteHAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Sending you purrs and hugs and virtual cupcakes with lots of frosting. We'll leave the candles off. Don't need any more wild fires. HA!
Love you all!
Glogirly, Katie & Waffles
OMG! Austin, my Daddy will bes officially ancient on August 17th (he will officially be retired). Kimet!
ReplyDeleteOur humans is BOTH Leos!
Now mes shall sings the song!
Mee!!
Meeee!!!!
Meeeeee!!!!!!!
*•.¸¸♪♫•Happy Birthday to you ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♪♫•¸¸.•*
¨*•♫♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♪♫•
¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ Happy Birthday Dear Austin's Mommy!!!!! ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♪♫•
¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ Happy Birthday to you! ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♪♫•
Kisses
Nellie
Happy Birthday!!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Ancientist Birthday! I've reached Ancient too. It's not so bad!
ReplyDeleteWe do hope your Typist had a FAB birthday Austin........and my Mom says she's been officially ancient for a while now and it doesn't hurt a bit !!! (haha)
ReplyDeleteLove and Hugs, Sammy and Mom
Happy Birthday to Mum Caro. It sounds has if this is definitely an event of seismic proportions. So many of our moms are ancient beings from what we believe is probably another time/space continuum. It's amazing that they have not turned to dust by now. And why all these decrepit old fossils think they are competent enough to be our assistants and caregivers is beyond our comprehension. Regardless, we are sending your mum all our best wishes and love. We do hope you were extra nice to her today. After all, it is only once each year. Our mom sends love and hugs. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteAaaaaw Austin, be nice. Happy Meowday to yous mommy. Weez celebwate mommys and she's no spwing chicky eever.. MOL But she gets da whole mumff long like we do. So enjoy and give yous mommy lots of luvvin'.
ReplyDeleteLuv ya'
Dezi and Lexi
Autin, my love, you did your mommy proud. THAT was a first class birthday greeting however, if she is THAT old, please don't reveal MY rusty anchor nor the barnacles creeping up my bow. It's all I can do to keep Katie from just telling all!
ReplyDeletexxoox
Happy Birthday to your Mommy!
ReplyDeleteLOL Austin, your post was wonderful - great job. I got a laugh from the comments, too! Happy day, Caro! Much love from across the pond!
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday to your Mom. You wrote an excellent post in her absence.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday!
ReplyDeleteA happy (belated) birthday to the Staff, Austin!
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday to your Staff, Austin! We hope she has a wonderfully blessed day.
ReplyDeleteHey, our Staff is ancient, too! :)
Happy belated Birthday to your staff! We hope she had a pawesome day!
ReplyDeleteHappy belated Birthday to your mom, Austin ! We hope she had a wonderful day ! Purrs
ReplyDeleteHappy happy birthday to the staff...my mom is older thAn dirt...so they might be close to the same age
ReplyDeleteHugs
Madi your bffff
Happy birthday to the staff! I hope you get some tasty treats, Austin, and that they keep the noise down so your naps are not distrubed.
ReplyDeletesending some more happy birthday wishes to your fabulous mom. Did you give her a mouse/vole gift?
ReplyDeletesending some more happy birthday wishes to your fabulous mom. Did you give her a mouse/vole gift?
ReplyDeleteHope your mom had a purr-fect day!
ReplyDeleteHappy, happy birthday to your wonderful , clever and swell staff Austin! May she live to be elebenty gaziliion times three plus seventy! :)
ReplyDeletethe critters in the cottage and their Mama Sophie too XO
oh, we are very late sweet Austin but we still want to say Happy Birthday to your sweet staff (mom) we hope she had a wonderful day. We wish her many, many more happy birthdays. Hugs and nose kisses Maggie, Pooh, Chancy and Popsy
ReplyDeleteHappy belated Birthday to you deer Lady Caro!!! Yur a wunderfull Hu'man an mee adores you!
ReplyDeleteAn elebenty kabillion Unccle Austin; mee finks yu mite bee xaggeratin sumwhat, mew mew mew...
***nose kissesss*** an <3 LUV <3 neffkitty Siddhartha Henry an {{{HUGSS}}} LadyMum xxxx
Give Over Austin - I bet if she took offence she might start withdrawing treats, then step up the pressure by only letting you blog once a week. She might do something really nasty - like get another kitten.......... a birthday present for herself!!!! Tread carefully young cat - humans can be tricky things!!
ReplyDelete* Turns to Austin's human *
ReplyDeleteMay we wish you an Happy Birthday, and we hope you got lots of lovely presents, some time off and a box of (what is it Mum?.. ) Oh yes Chocolates. and a nice dinner out.
Oh we are so sorry to be so late for Caro's Birthday! Happy, Happy Belated Birthday Dear Caro! Wishing you a wonderful year ahead filled with all good things!
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