Wednesday, 12 August 2015

A Seismic Event!

Now I didn't know this, but apparently humans celebrate birthdays!! Who knew? Yep! Every year they like to highlight the fact they are getting old! Why they would want to mark the passing of time I have no idea! They should take a leaf out of the kitties' book. We don't bother with such things. As long as there is nip, noms and a soft blankie, we really don't care!

Anyway, The Staff, who is already older than the universe, who was there when the first molecule stuck its head out of the cosmic void, is having a birthday today! She is now ...

Officially Ancient!

I am obviously having to type this post myselfffffffffff, so pleasees maaake alllllllllowaaancessss 4 my laccckckckck of thummmmmmmbds and any misstajjjjjekekeks I mite maaaakeeeeee!!qah

So if you notice a slight tilting in the earth's axis, a heaviness in the atmosphere, a strange darkness on the face of the deep, it is because The Staff aka TAT aka The Rickety One has reached her elebenty gazillionth birthday and is needing some structural renovations, but as she is a Grade One listed structure, she will need to have a government intervention first!

You will get no argument here =^,.^=


=^oo^=


molecule (from the french mole+cool) - a very hip and happening small furry mammal

=^oo^=

51 comments:

  1. Big HUGS and Happy Birthday Wishes to The Staff!
    She's the Bestest, Austin!
    And she has the coolest sense of humor... :)

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  2. Happy Birthday to your Mum Austin - we hope she has a lovely day filled with chocolates (apart from the coffee ones so our Mum says as she throws those in the bin)!! Here's hoping that you get to sample fresh salmon or a tasty chicken leg.- although the chicken may complain about having to hop about on one leg!.
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  3. Hope your human has a happy birthday and the dirt doesn't get jealous over her being ancient like it lol

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  4. Happy Birthday to your Human, Austin!
    But you are wrong - some of us kitties DO celebrate birthdays. Today is Trixie's birthday - but We are having Her Official Party on Shabbat afternoon, and We hope you will be there.

    Trixie, Caspurr and Shimshi.

    Pee Ess: Don't forget about writing in the Tower Times about Our Campaign to get Synchronised Sleeping Techniques accepted as an Official Sport in the Cat Olympics next year.

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  5. Very happy birthday ancientness to you Staffperson, Austin. And many many more.

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  6. Happy Happy Birthday to the old woman. So, our Mom is older than dirt too and knows just how your Mom feels Austin. It just ain't fun getting old. Anyway, hope the Mom has a great day with all kinds of treats. Take care too..

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  7. Happy Birthday to "The Staff" from Raven and Flame (and their old mom who recently celebrated hers away from home.).

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  8. Heh heh. Happy Birthday to your Staff. She is now officially in TW territory.

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  9. Happy Birthday to your very special Staff from all of us!!!

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  10. Happy Birthday to the Ancient One! May there be special treats for you.

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  11. Well a find happy birthday that was.. I hope she has a good one

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  12. Bawahahahahaha! Happy Birthday to your ancient human. My human is almost ancient, too. Is there some kind of home we could put them all in?

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  13. dood de food servizz gurl waz THER..... de day de wheel wuz inn vented.....

    happee birthday two yur mum...hope her haza reel lee grate day, hope her getz lotz oh catgrazz & treetz...hope her doez sum FUN FUN stuff & heerz two a yeer a head filled with happee nezz & health for her ~~ ♥♥♥

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  14. Happy Birthday to your mum Austin. My mum is also older than the Universe and says welcome to the club!

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  15. You're a classic - and so is your staff! Happy Birthday to you!!!

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  16. Happy birthday to your mum! Sorry we're so late. We hope she, with your help, had a great day! (The lady is almost a half a century so she's getting close!) Austin, be good to her!

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  17. Happy Birthday to your staff, Austin! We hope her day is purrrrfect.

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  18. Happy Birthday and here's to many more! Hope you had a wonderful day. And Austin and the gang gave you many kitty gift as they do.Again Happy Birthday!!!

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  19. Austin shame on you!!!! HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY to your wonderful mama!! Hoping she had a purrfect birthday! xoxo

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  20. No WONDER stuff is sliding across the Townhome floor! ... oh wait, that's just Waffles.

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Sending you purrs and hugs and virtual cupcakes with lots of frosting. We'll leave the candles off. Don't need any more wild fires. HA!

    Love you all!
    Glogirly, Katie & Waffles

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  21. OMG! Austin, my Daddy will bes officially ancient on August 17th (he will officially be retired). Kimet!
    Our humans is BOTH Leos!
    Now mes shall sings the song!
    Mee!!
    Meeee!!!!
    Meeeeee!!!!!!!
    *•.¸¸♪♫•Happy Birthday to you ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♪♫•¸¸.•*
    ¨*•♫♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♪♫•
    ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ Happy Birthday Dear Austin's Mommy!!!!! ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♪♫•
    ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ Happy Birthday to you! ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♪♫•
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  22. Happy Ancientist Birthday! I've reached Ancient too. It's not so bad!

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  23. We do hope your Typist had a FAB birthday Austin........and my Mom says she's been officially ancient for a while now and it doesn't hurt a bit !!! (haha)

    Love and Hugs, Sammy and Mom

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  24. Happy Birthday to Mum Caro. It sounds has if this is definitely an event of seismic proportions. So many of our moms are ancient beings from what we believe is probably another time/space continuum. It's amazing that they have not turned to dust by now. And why all these decrepit old fossils think they are competent enough to be our assistants and caregivers is beyond our comprehension. Regardless, we are sending your mum all our best wishes and love. We do hope you were extra nice to her today. After all, it is only once each year. Our mom sends love and hugs. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  25. Aaaaaw Austin, be nice. Happy Meowday to yous mommy. Weez celebwate mommys and she's no spwing chicky eever.. MOL But she gets da whole mumff long like we do. So enjoy and give yous mommy lots of luvvin'.

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Lexi

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  26. Autin, my love, you did your mommy proud. THAT was a first class birthday greeting however, if she is THAT old, please don't reveal MY rusty anchor nor the barnacles creeping up my bow. It's all I can do to keep Katie from just telling all!
    xxoox

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  27. LOL Austin, your post was wonderful - great job. I got a laugh from the comments, too! Happy day, Caro! Much love from across the pond!

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  28. Happy birthday to your Mom. You wrote an excellent post in her absence.

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  29. A happy (belated) birthday to the Staff, Austin!

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  30. Happy birthday to your Staff, Austin! We hope she has a wonderfully blessed day.

    Hey, our Staff is ancient, too! :)

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  31. Happy belated Birthday to your staff! We hope she had a pawesome day!

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  32. Happy belated Birthday to your mom, Austin ! We hope she had a wonderful day ! Purrs

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  33. Happy happy birthday to the staff...my mom is older thAn dirt...so they might be close to the same age
    Hugs
    Madi your bffff

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  34. Happy birthday to the staff! I hope you get some tasty treats, Austin, and that they keep the noise down so your naps are not distrubed.

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  35. sending some more happy birthday wishes to your fabulous mom. Did you give her a mouse/vole gift?

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  36. sending some more happy birthday wishes to your fabulous mom. Did you give her a mouse/vole gift?

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  37. Happy, happy birthday to your wonderful , clever and swell staff Austin! May she live to be elebenty gaziliion times three plus seventy! :)

    the critters in the cottage and their Mama Sophie too XO

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  38. We nominated you for da Eight Photos of Happiness challenge - ya can see the guidelines here. Have fun!

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  39. oh, we are very late sweet Austin but we still want to say Happy Birthday to your sweet staff (mom) we hope she had a wonderful day. We wish her many, many more happy birthdays. Hugs and nose kisses Maggie, Pooh, Chancy and Popsy

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  40. Happy belated Birthday to you deer Lady Caro!!! Yur a wunderfull Hu'man an mee adores you!
    An elebenty kabillion Unccle Austin; mee finks yu mite bee xaggeratin sumwhat, mew mew mew...
    ***nose kissesss*** an <3 LUV <3 neffkitty Siddhartha Henry an {{{HUGSS}}} LadyMum xxxx

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  41. Give Over Austin - I bet if she took offence she might start withdrawing treats, then step up the pressure by only letting you blog once a week. She might do something really nasty - like get another kitten.......... a birthday present for herself!!!! Tread carefully young cat - humans can be tricky things!!

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  42. * Turns to Austin's human *

    May we wish you an Happy Birthday, and we hope you got lots of lovely presents, some time off and a box of (what is it Mum?.. ) Oh yes Chocolates. and a nice dinner out.

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  43. Oh we are so sorry to be so late for Caro's Birthday! Happy, Happy Belated Birthday Dear Caro! Wishing you a wonderful year ahead filled with all good things!

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