Yes, with no warning whatsoever, I suffered THE SUPREME INDIGNITY and was stuffed into the box and taken to the evil V-E-T yesterday afternoon. This happened without my consent or even prior knowledge! I believe this contravenes some law or other and is probably a job for NUCAT!
Comrades, you all heard what I said while I was
Ahem! Anyway, the point is, if we have to go to the evil V-E-T (and yes, I know we have to) then the pollex-protruding-peep has to submit a written request in triplicate at least three weeks beforehand so that we can
Other matters pending. The renaming of "treats" as stipulated by the NUCAT Charter, section 34(d), subsection 253(i), para 497, subpara 3428, clause XMXXlV, subclause 2(b). There have been several suggestions and these I put before you:
I believe any of those would be better than the current nomenclature. We will put it to the vote amongst members shortly, say in about May 2018.
Thank you for your attention
triplicate - from the French trip le chat meaning to cause a cat to stumble