Wednesday, 16 July 2014

CATachresis Presents

Introducing the latest no-expense-spared massive blockbuster from The CATachresis Film Corporation. You can buy pop corn and candy and various other things that rot your teeth at the kiosk in the lobby.  

There will be no speaking, spitting, slurping, snoring or snogging allowed in the auditorium.

Now please take your seats and settle back. The show is about to start.

"Austin fights his corner"


You can watch on YouTube here

Next episode: "The Corner fights back"

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52 comments:

  1. The evil corner hasn't a chance. Looked like that paw was causing some issue too!

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  2. Was the corner naughty? Good to see you givin' it the what for.

    Purrs,
    Nissy #Niss4Senate

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  3. Austin! WHO would not quail and cower in the face... er...paw of such might!! A mere Corner has no chance against the Tux power you simply exude! I cannot wait to see the NEXT EPISODE! I cannot fathom the Corner not going to its corner thoroughly cowed...simply beaten down into submission.

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  4. Directed by P Stoff *snigger*
    You give that corner what for Austin.

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  5. That corner sure learned its lesson!

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  6. Oh Austin, that corner is a tough opponent.We know you can out do that one though. We sure can't wait for the next episode. Good job Austin. Hint, you can come live her any time you want but we warn you, there are a LOT of cats here.

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  7. It looks to me like there was some leftover nip in that corner!

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  8. Austin you are quite impressive! That foot was causing you some problems too I see!
    Marty

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  9. Haha, you showed that chair Austin!
    Dip and Elliot x

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  10. Way to go Austin!!
    Ps. I'm getting tired of Google not posting my first comment.
    Sorry, my reposted comment is always shorter.

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  11. Good "corner management" Austin! I myself enjoy a tussle with a sofa or chair corner....Mom says she thinks I'm convinced there's something to either eat or torture down in between the cushions....I just think it's fun to poke around in there!!!

    Hugs, Sammy

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  12. There WAS something down there, wasn't their, Austin? I know, no one believes you! They just think you're bluffing or having hallucinations or something.

    Doesn't that just cheese you right off???

    Purrz!
    Selina

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  13. Sweet Austin, you are just so funny. You had quite a tussle with that corner. Can't wait for the next episode. Hugs and nose kisses

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  14. You are ALLOWED to do THAT? Looks like we're missing out on some really good fun!

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  15. Good job buddy. Can't wait to see the next episode.

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  16. DOOD !!! we loved thiz mewvie, gaved it 984 paws UP for actshun & suspenze, pre ordered de dee vee and dee N canna wait til de see quel comes out which iz hope full lee yet this summer !!!! ☺ ♥

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  17. Austin it looks like you back toesies kinda got in the way and you had to fight them too! MOL This was so cute!!!

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  18. Great movie! Austin, you're clearly the hero. Can't wait to see part 2!

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  19. You know, Austin, that was a really great movie. My favorite part is when you started to fight your back leg--oh I can hear you now, tryin' to deny it, but I SAW what I SAW buddy and that's that.

    Say, I hope you will safe to room with....

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  20. Austin you are so funny.. are you sure someTHING wasn't lurking down in that corner?

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  21. The corner wasn't cooperating, was it?

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  22. Excellent film! We especially liked the attack on the hind kicker!

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  23. Wonderful job! You sure showed that corner what you are made of! :) four stars film. ☆☆☆☆

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  24. Yow go Austin go!!! Ya will get dat corner to beehave!!!!
    Much lub Nylablue n Mum too
    Pee ess: we iz just startin to make da roundz...so pleeze bee payshunt wif us...phankz!
    Pee ess ess: yer so hansum Austin ;)

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  25. You sure can be fierce Austin!

    (((Shoko)))

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  26. That certainly had us on the edge of our seats... especially every time Austin took his eyes off the corner to lick his paws... quite a daring chap that kitty is! Purrs from the Zee and Zoey Gang!

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  27. Great movie! Worth watchin' a second time, for sure.

    Purrs,
    Nissy #Niss4Senate

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  28. Austin is our fave tuxie star. And we'd love a glass of muscat.

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  29. MOL...MR. Poo...
    Salute to your imagination !
    I bet your mom laugh out loud, Me & Mom are rolling on da floor...tee..heh..heh
    X

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  30. Muscat gave Mom a good laugh. We want to know if somebody hid a toy or nip in that corner. Thanks for visiting on our 2nd blogoversary today! You are one of our favorite furiends, and it makes us so happy to know you. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  31. We've got a couple of corners here too that are always picking a fight with Waffles. ; )


    So Austin, who won?
    ; )

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  32. I think it´s clear that you won over the corner , Austin :)

    XOXO

    And YES my mom-person is a really petrol head *mol*

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  33. You know it's a great movie when it's just as good the second time through! :-)

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  34. What a good movie Austin! Now we will grab that popcorn and watch again :-)

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  35. I'll let you know when the secret couch-house, clubhouse is ready! I'll be sure to have extra nip on paw.

    Purrs,
    Nissy #Niss4Senate

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  36. Somecat is plenty nipped up. Is the corner going to get nipped up to fight you back?

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  37. That is strange??? I thought I commented on this blog of yours but---- I don't see it??? Maybe i got called away and thought I left that comment but did not!!!
    With this Old and SLOW computer I can not see videos any more!!!!
    DARN!
    Did a post about my doctor's visit today!!

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  38. Aaaaw How cute. What wus there yous wus twyin' tu get? MOL

    Luv ya'

    Dezi

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  39. I think the corner knows who is in charge now!

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