Introducing the latest no-expense-spared massive blockbuster from The CATachresis Film Corporation. You can buy pop corn and candy and various other things that rot your teeth at the kiosk in the lobby.
There will be no speaking, spitting, slurping, snoring or snogging allowed in the auditorium.
Now please take your seats and settle back. The show is about to start.
"Austin fights his corner"
You can watch on YouTube here
Next episode: "The Corner fights back"
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