Do the summerhouse shuffle!

Picture the scene

Time: 11:00 hrs on any given day

Place: Shed (masquerading as a summerhouse) in back garden 

Weather: sunny but cool

Cast: Fluctuating

Episode: #35509

In this seemingly adequate space of about 7ft x 5ft there are three chairs (plus three folded), one small table, one large gas heater, one bean bag foot rest and rug, one bucket, several assorted gardening implements and one relaxed peep reading newspaper.

Ten minutes later there are three chairs (plus three folded), one small table, one large gas heater, one bean bag foot rest and rug, one bucket, several assorted gardening implements, three peeps, three coffees, two cats and one discarded newspaper.

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shuffle - a bad tempered dance that occurs upon the seeming random convergence of humans, cats and inanimate objects in a confined space 

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