Sunday, 1 June 2014

She forgot my birthday!!!

How could she? I reached another millstone in my life and SHE forgot! I am now SEVEN years old and SHE couldn't even be bothered.  It was a WHOLE month ago on the 1st of May. A WHOLE MONTH!!! Just because SHE is too old to have birthdays. Just because they've run out of numbers to count her birthdays. Just because .......  it doesn't mean that the rest of us don't want to remember and mark millstone occasions with a shrimp patty or two!!

 Don't play with my heart, lady!

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millstone - an onerous and inescapable responsibility which is conveniently forgotten by the human and which is likely to hang round their neck forever

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  1. Austin, it sure seems like a lot of peeps are forgetting birthdays lately.

    We hope you have a Happy Birthday despite your human's memory lapse. :)

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  2. Austin we have said it time and time again, you can't get good staff these days for love nor money. Happy belated birthday pal.
    Have a serene Sunday and let us all partake of some big easy today.
    Best wishes Molly

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  3. A very happy belated Birthday Austin,7 years Young ,heres to many more my friend,xx Speedy

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  4. Austin, that is totally unforgivable! I am not sure what kind of punishment should be meted out for this! Something severe, definitely!

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  5. Oh, no, shame on her ! Happy happy belated Birthday Austin ! Purrs

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  6. Uh oh some BODY is in deep cat poo.

    But Austin we wish you a Happy (belated) purrday and we would never play with your heart.

    purrs

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  7. Oh poor Austin! I hope that she made up for it EXTRA good!

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  8. Happy Belated Birthday Austin. The human better wine and dine you to make up for this. My first vet papers said my birthday was May 1 also but we don’t elebrate cos we don’t think that was my birthday. We think that’s the day they T, N’ed but didn’t R me. MOL!

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  9. Austin!
    Mine was NOT forgotten, but it was ignored this year!
    Mes will sings for yous anyway!
    Mee!!
    Meeee!!!!
    Meeeeee!!!!!!!
    *•.¸¸♪♫•Happy Birthday to you ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♪♫•¸¸.•*
    ¨*•♫♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♪♫•
    ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ Happy Birthday Dearest Austin!!!!! ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♪♫•
    ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ Happy Birthday to you! ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♪♫•
    Kisses
    Nellie
    PS, mes should stops by and takes yous out for a birthday drink!

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  10. To My Handsome Austin,
    Although seeing that you are only 7 years old does make me feel like a "cougar" as I am an older ladycat, Happy Birthday you suave and charming mancat!


    Sassy Silvervine

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  11. On nose, shame on her! We hopes that millstone doesn't gets too heavy. MOL!

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY AUSTIN!
    Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew

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  12. Dang! Happy Birthday Austin, we love ya pal!

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  13. Unacceptable! Belated Happy Birthday Austin.
    At least you are in good company with Katie having her birthday forgotten too.

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  14. OMC! Are you going to have to fire you help???!!!! Happy Happy Belated Birthday Austin! You and Katie enjoy your belated day since your mom's are senile! (MOL MOL)
    Marty

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  15. Happy Belated Birthday Austin. Maybe a discretely placed hork will make her remember next year???

    The Florida Furkids

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  16. She owes you big time!! Happy Birthday
    Lily & Edward

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  17. Happy Happy Happy birthday you handsome boy! *I* will never forget!

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  18. The horror! Happy Belated Birthday wishes to you buddy!!

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  19. Blame it ALL on your peep and her feeble brainpower...that's what we do!

    Happy BELATED Birthday, Austin! And it's never too late for a shrimp patty. Never too EARLY, either, come to think of it...

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  20. Happy belated birthday, Austin. To make up for the fact that your Staff fur-got all about it, We (that is, mostly Me, Trixie the Black Panfur) would like to invite you round for an Intimate Birthday Supper this evening - when the Human goes out to her Caterwauling Club. Caspurr has promised to wait on Us and to keep discreetly in the background (mol)...

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  21. Oh Austin meez so sowwy. Sumtimes humans can be furgetful and we hav tu overlook dem. But yous Meowday??? Meez dusn't know 'bout dat. HAPPY MEOWDAY Gawjus!!!! Yous better be in fur lots of treats. MOL

    Luv and Hugs and Kitty kisses

    Dezi ♥

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  22. Sack her Austin, that is just unforgivable Dude. I think my Humom has forgot mine, it's been more than a year since my last pawty. MOL xxoxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  23. A very belated happy birthday. Tell me she is going to make this up to you??!!

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  24. OMC !
    It´s even worse to forget a Birthday than a Blogoversary like my human did.

    HAPPY HAPPY belated 7th Birthday , Austin !!

    XOXO

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  25. Oh no, never too late to celebrate Austin. Happy Birthday and one month to you!

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  26. Oh My Austin! The terrible-ness of it all! Well, I am wishing you a Happy Birthday NOW... Happy Happy Birthday to a handsome Tuxie!

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  27. SpitMan should likely take you up on the brew ski. I think he's in the mood to over indulge!

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  28. OH! OH OH OH~! You HAVE to go visit Trixie and Caspurr (as he keeps discretely in the background)! I want to hear ALL about it if you as a gentlecat can tell.

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  29. Dearest Austin...how devastating to have your birthday FORGOTTEN by the human in your life you count on THE MOST! Well, I think if she gives you tons of treats and new toys NOW, you just might forgive her? May I say HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY though - had I known at the time I would most certainly have popped over for a shrimp pattie with you!

    Hugs, sammy

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  30. Oh austin, that's a terrible shame! I hope she's trying to make it up to you now!

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  31. Austin just because there has been some sunshine about doesn't mean your human can go round ignoring the fact that it's your 7th birthday. A poop on her pillow seems a suitable punishment.
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  32. Oh my cat Austin! That is INEXCUSABLE! OMC!!!
    Then she remembers it a MONTH after the fact?
    What are you going to do?

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  33. OMC! How COULD she!? We certainly hope she makes up for it by giving you lots of good things to eat and play with. And a Happy Belated Birthday, Austin!

    Our mom forgot Julie's & Carl's Gotcha Day last year, so we understand. When the moms are born before the continents separated, they tend to forget important things. {{Sigh}}

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  34. She missed your birthday?

    By a whole MONTH?

    MOUSES!

    Sounds like 'someone' might be gettin' pink flamingos planted in their lawn on THEIR next birthday, huh? Yup, that's what it sounds like, for sure.

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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  35. Almost forgot... MOUSES!

    HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!

    May your YEAR be filled with love & cuddles and treats & nip. Lots & LOTS of the nip!

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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  36. Austin! We are very disturbed to hear of this lapse on the part of the staff. We send you a birthday niptini, and would like to invite you to our deck for a cookout. Shrimp or salmon, your choice.
    We have suffered similar neglect here. Our mom has been out of sorts lately. Disgraceful, we say!

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  37. Oh, what a terrible mother you have! (Now.... I have to make sure I don't forget Rita's birthday, which is coming up in 2 weeks!) Hope you are enjoying some belated celebrations!

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  38. whoa....dood....thatz knot rite noe matter how ewe look at it N rite now we iz lookin at it square on...

    happee BEE LATED ♫♫♫♫♫ day two ewe with soggy mice creem dishes; over seered best fishes N heerz ta another 7 that hope full lee will bee menshuned in passin, if nothin else....

    hope ya can rememburr that far bak buddy N hope it wuz a GOOD day...

    heerz ta health N happee nezz for de next 335 but two another 365 in case it JOON 2015 when yur staff purrson posts yur MAY 2015 birth day again !!!!!!!!!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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  39. Austun you celebrate your birhtday and we out here will celebrate your birthday!!!!!!!!!
    Happy Happy Happy birthday sweet boy!! 7 years old is important!!!!!!

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  40. Can't believe she forgot! But wishing you a very happy belated birthday

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  41. What is a meer or was it neercat??????????
    I don't know about that???

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  42. Oh. My. Cat. Cannot believe that staff of yours. Happy Belated Birthday. Or early Happy Birthday for next year!! Purrs from the Zee and Zoey Gang!

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  43. Happy Belated Birthday.
    Sue B
    Charlie,Cashew,Garfield,Tubby

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  44. Austin...that really sucks. After all, it is not as if your mom has a passel of kitty birthdays to remember. If we'd known, we would have throwed you a surprise pawty. Hope she is making up for it with lots of treats and toys. Happy Belated Birthday, dear furiend. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  45. In her defense, I've forgotten my own birthday before....
    But happy very belated birthday! And now you have a great guilter for a whole 11 months!
    ~Vicat

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  46. Oh, no!! She didn't did she...she forgot your birthday? You may have to start placing sticky notes all around to remind her. Happy, Happy Birthday sweet Austin. Hugs and nose kisses

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  49. Austin, of COURSE it's not too late for that intimate candlelit dinner! In fact, we won't even have to rely on Caspurr's discretion (or lack thereof), because he'll be busy kitten-sitting Shimshi (mol).

    So come on over, but make sure you get here before midnight Israel time (I think that's 10 pm in Wales) otherwise you'll miss the sky splitting open and won't be able to make a wish! (All is explained in my latest post, today...)

    Trixie the Black Panfur

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  50. PS. Austin - I hope you aren't the Kiss and Tell Type...

    Trixie

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  51. A WHOLE MONTH! Whoa. She is going to have lots of making up to do!

    Happy Belated Birthday, Austin!

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  52. Happy Belated Birthday! I know we don't make up for the forgetting, but we do care :)

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  53. Oh no and now we're late to your late Birthday...so sorry buddy! Happy Belated Birthday Dear Austin! And many more...I'z got my jazz paws going for ya full force and we hope that your Assistant made it up to you!

    xoxo
    Clooney & Neytiri

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  54. Me sweet n lubly Austin me iz so sowwy yer Mum fergotted yer Birfday!! Sumtimez da Hu'Manz wuud ferget dere headz if nott attached propurrley ;)
    So let me sing to ya:
    "HAPPY BIRFDAY TO YA,
    HAPPY BIRFDAY TO YA,
    HAPPY BIRFDAY SWEET N SASSY AUSTIN
    HAPPY BIRFDAY TO YA!!!!!
    ....n many more....."
    Yer a pawsum kittehboy n a pawsum furend n me n Mum zi so glad we nose ya!!
    All da best fer da comin year!
    Lub Nylablue n Sherriellen Mum xoxoxo

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  55. Happy belated birthday Austin! We think your person is losing her memory and most likely can't count higher than five so don't be too rough on her for forgetting! After all, she is only a human...

    the critters in the cottage xo

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  56. What a lovely photo. You are really a charming mancat

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  57. Seems the older they get the more reminders they need. Happy BDay Austin Buddy. You are cat-ching up to me my furend I will be 8 soon. Wonder if my Dad will remember

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  58. We're sorry we're late. It's been a little crazy here. Best belated birthday wishes to Austin! It's no sursprise Austin and Odin share the same birthday and adventurous personality!

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  59. Awww Austin, I'm so sorry I missed your birthday myself. I do hope your heart is okay. I know it's been played with by the staff. What an evil person she is to have forgotten.

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  60. Belated Happy Barkday, er, Meowday!

    -Achae

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