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If the bottom pictures are a bit blurry it is because Mini-Me moves too fast!
I am putting together an official complaint to submit to the Federation of Feline Bloggers to try and get her removed from her position as "Staff" and reduced to the role of "Snivelling Menial". This will probably be a very long and drawn out process as she has some clout (so she says)! I felt like giving her a clout the other day I can tell you when she forgot my statutory five treats - as laid down in our official contract signed in blood ... her blood!!
Happy Sunday everyone!!
PeeEss If you think I am sucking my thumb in the first picture, think again! I don't have thumbs, but that doesn't stop me giving clouts ;)
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procrastinate - to put off to tomorrow what you have already put off to today
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LOL, love the definition of the procrastinate. Purrfect. And those darn Minis, they just won't sit still for there photo to be taken. Bad boys. Austin, you need to have a talk with them.Take care.
ReplyDeleteI don't blame you, I would sure be UTB too!
ReplyDeleteHave a serene Sunday and get in some big easy today. Stay safe and dry Austin. The boom booms have already started here and I spent last night behind the sofa.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
My goodness what a week, Austin! On top of all that to have the Staff be so unreliable is beyond what you should have to put up with, especially forgetting your treats. I hope you have a great Sunday and the staff shapes up quickly!
ReplyDeleteFeliz fin de semana Austin y humanos a su servicio y mandato.Merlina
ReplyDeleteSnivelling menial... LOVE IT!
ReplyDeletePurrs,
Nissy
PS. Please come visit my blog today. I'm celebratin' my blogoversary and there's a special little somethin' waitin' for you there. purrs
Wow, it sounds like things have been decidedly unpleasant around your place, Austin! You need to give your human the smacky paw of doom to get her brain back in order!
ReplyDeleteHmm...we had horrifying thunderstorms AND firecrackers last week too. Sadly, we had no access to UTB as the door to the bedroom was shut. We had to settle for the storeroom instead.
ReplyDeleteNo worries, we've been MIA as well.
ReplyDeleteMy Dear Lovely Austin,
ReplyDeleteYou are looking very handsome in your pictures - that other black kitty does not have nearly your sexy shiny black furs!
Kisses,
Sassy Silvervine
We totally agree with Sparkle. We hope that you had a good Sunday ! Purrs
ReplyDeleteUnbelievable, the incompetence you have to put up with. Actually, we suffer the same level of sniveliness with our Mommy as you do with your Staff so we DO believe it.
ReplyDeleteThere ought to be a law.
There should be a central database where we can all get decent staff from instead of those defective ones.
ReplyDeleteLove the photos of you and mini!
Dip Bridge and Elliot x
No treats?whats the word coming too?xx Speedy
ReplyDeleteI have to get mommy to take pictures of me and Mini as well. YOUR mini looks like MY mini. Except for the mustache. xoxoxo
ReplyDeleteWez got those storms again Austin, NO firewerks going off here it'z all too'z wet xxooxxx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
No fireworks or builders here, but it has been very wet and windy.
ReplyDeleteYou may want to think about it before you report your staff or you might find your blog renamed Mini Me Towers!
Sometimes you just cant get the staff these days! I didn't know what UTB was till I read the next bit then knew exactly what, and where, that is.
ReplyDeleteIt the smacky paw isn't working your could always freak her out with sitting 2inches from her nose and doing the death stare communication?
Give her a clout for me too! I dunno. I'd suggest trading staff but I wouldn't be able to unnerstand a bloody thing your staff uttered.
ReplyDeleteOh do I know all about PROcrastination! I gotz it bad. I love seeing you Austin with Mini-You! It is a most excellent thing to have a blankie to be under during stressful times. We have booms going off too but deer season has started. I wish fireworks were no more!
ReplyDeleteHumans can be so unreliable! Hope the fireworks and other scary noises have calmed down.
ReplyDeleteAustin, you just can't get good help these days.
ReplyDeleteYou better make a help wanted sign
ReplyDeleteLily
I need more snivelling menials.
ReplyDelete~Vicat
Your definition describes our personal helper purrPurrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulieta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jofectly. She claims that there are just not enough hours in the day. We say, there are just not enough brains in her head. MOL. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulieta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteHi Austin. I'm sorry I haven't popped by sooner. I hope you can soon come out from under the bed. Tomorrow night will probably be noisy, if the weather is dry, so get the staff to find you some earplugs.
ReplyDeleteYour staff sounds as well trained as mine!!
ReplyDeleteAustin my friend, if you decide to circulate some kind of petition about the staff removal thing due to abandonment of duties, let me know. I'll happily sign on the dotted line (and I have thumbs so I can hold a pen).
ReplyDeleteKitty Hugs, Sammy
Good help IS hard to find, ya know.
ReplyDeleteOh, no sweet Austin we are sad that you had to spend so much time UTB...that was some loud and scary stuff going on at your place. Oh, Austin if you are successful removing your Staff will you please help us remove ours. She is the queen of procrastination when it comes to posting a blog for us. Stay safe and we hope you do not have to be UTB this week. Hugs and nose kisses
ReplyDeleteI hope your peep has come to her senses and has got her priorities figured out correctly. No treats? Shocking!
ReplyDeletexxoo
Maggie
I would be utb too! Love your series of photos!
ReplyDeletexoxoxo
Poor Austin!!! It sounds like it's been a rather rough week for you.
ReplyDeleteHugs and purrs,
Carmine, Milita, and Jewel
Poor Baby!!! AWWW You poor ignored cat!!! Didn't get your treats!! Poor Baby!!!
ReplyDeleteI feel so sorry for you!!!!
LOL
Those gales were scary. Luckily we didn't have thunder and lightning here. Hope you had a nice Sunday to make up for the horrible week :)
ReplyDeleteDearest Austin
ReplyDeleteWould yous likes some cheese with that whine?
At least yous does not have MY MOMMY as your staff. She has been woefully negligent since last spring! Oh! now me is sounding like yous!!!
Mes likes cheeze whiz!
Kisses
Nellie
I think Glogirly has a degree in Procrastination. We are glad to know you are alive and well, Austin. Say mew to the staff for us. Since she's in charge of food disbursement, you should probably cut her a little slack.
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Have a nice week sweetie!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh dear, Austin. You just cannot get the snivelling menials these days.
ReplyDeleteThe Paw Relations
Austin keep your mini moggies in order :-)
ReplyDeleteWhat? Thumb sucking?? well I can't imagine anyone would EVER think that...maybe dew claw sucking, but definitely NOT thumb...heh...heh
ReplyDeleteHave a wonderful day Austin.
ReplyDeleteSue B
Yikes dear buddy, it sounds like a week for sure! Purrs to you and to Caro...and to the little guy too (it looks like he is out of sorts for sure!
ReplyDeleteThat mini Austin does look very fast, it's no wonder if he has a blurry photo! ;) I hope you're able to get your staff issues resolved without too much bloodshed!
ReplyDeleteSundays are exactly for that! Hope you had a great snooze.
ReplyDeleteI'm hoping all the fireworks are over now too!
ReplyDeleteDearest Austin, you have given mommy an idea!! (someone should!)
ReplyDeleteMe too is thinking on contact FOFB and get my mom-person removed from her post !!
ReplyDeleteXOXO
Oh dear. I think it'll be hard to find someone who understands the word Menial the way your Staff does.
ReplyDeleteI vote to keep the Staff!