Hello Everyone, I have snuck in here because I want to tell you about the terrible time I've had! I thought I might have to have therapy, but maybe telling you will help me come to terms with my trauma and somehow find a way to move on!
It was a dark and stormy day (not really, but added for effect!) and I was minding my own business as I do. All of a sudden I heard a horrible sound! I peeked a look out the window and my worst fears were confirmed. Yes, Danny The Window Cleaner was next door with his rods and wooshy water machine and was doing his best to remove the rendering from the walls of the house!!
As I looked, Toby the Tibetan Terrier emerged from his lair, saw me and started his horrendous barking! Good grief! I decided discretion is the better part of valour and retreated behind the sofa 🙀
When the furore died down several weeks days hours later I emerged and eager to put it behind me, followed the Staff person into the garage to supervise her as she tried to read the meter. As she is quite sensitive, I obviously didn't want her to feel crowded, so I was, as is my wont, discreet. So what happened? Yep, you guessed! She did her business, went out and closed the door. I waited quietly. And I waited. And I waited some more. Come on, you're having a laugh! It's not funny anymore!
MUM!!!!!!!!!!!
Oi!!
It's me!!
LET ME OUT!!!!!
Not a scooby doo!! Nothing! Silence! Like the grave!
I was shut in, incarcerated, dumped, without even a second thought!
Weeks days hours Half an hour later someone heard what sounded like a circular saw on steel girders and came to investigate. About $!%%& time! I could have starved to death in here!! The upside is, the door will not need to be stripped before it's repainted and my front claws won't need a manipedi for a several years! 😸
Revenge is sweet though! A little later when the household were relaxing, I deposited my supper in three places on the carpet right where SHE walks!! 😹
Kitties, do you think I will ever get over this?
Poor Austin! Your Staff is getting very lax. She should scour every inch of every room including the garage before leaving it. You did well with getting the three supper deposits on the carpet.
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Oh, Austin, you poor boy! How dreadfully you have been treated! Why don't you teleport over and I, Queen Trixie, will pampurr and look after you and make you fur-get all your troubles. (Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more).
ReplyDeleteMaybe she just wanted you to feel safe, Austin. She's a nice lady otherwise!
ReplyDeleteOh, the horrible trauma! We hope you can recover without therapy. If you do need some, be sure to make her pay for it, okay!
ReplyDeleteIt is nice to see a post from you, but I am sorry you had such a tough time.You poor baby locked in the garage for months ( I am sure it felt like it). XO
ReplyDeleteOh Austin, that is just horrible. The caretaker really should be arrested for neglect to a very important member of the family.Glad you scratched that door to bits.But I do bet the caretaker felt terrible about it all. Such a scary time.
ReplyDeleteOh, sweet Austin how awful that you were incarcerated with no foods or water for all that time. You are strong and we know you will work through that trauma so we are rooting for your full very soon recovery. Hugs and nose kisses
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ReplyDeleteOh, Austin, what a terrible day! Maybe you ought to start a "go fund me" for therapy!
Our biped says she's not sure who had the h*llish day, though, you or your Staff person! :-D
Oh my poor Austin! I have had the mean human lock me up too. Do not limit yourself to one day of misbehavior! This deserves **weeks** of punishment. Jump in the transport tunnel and come to Dallas, I will bathe your sweet ears.
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Dear furriend, this was AWFUL! Good for you, letting them know your feelings. We hope that carpet won't ever be the same.
ReplyDeleteWell, on the bright side, that day is over and you did get even!
ReplyDeleteOh Austin, how pawful fur you. We're so glad you're once again safe. We don't know how you'll get past dat. Big hugs
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Dezi and Raena
HOLY CARP! Glad you were rescued AND got your revenge.
ReplyDeleteThe Florida Furkids
Ugh. Austin, we can't believe you had to go through all that. Thank cod you got your revenge...3 times!
ReplyDeleteMee-you Unccle Austin thiss iss unkatstitushunall!!
ReplyDeleteDid yur Mumma beg fur mercy an furgiveness?? When LadyMum lockss mee inn thee pantry of closet mee getss ALOT of "Mee iss so-o sorry'sss" an cuddless an treetss!!!
That iss what mee callss thee uppyside ;)
You yakked uppy 3 timess?? You must have been turribullee uppyset....
Mee hopess you are feelin calmer an Lady Caro iss furgivin!
***nose rubsss*** Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=
What an awful, no good, very bad day, Austin! I do think you may need some therapy... hey, wait, I'm a therapy cat!
ReplyDeleteHoly Cannoli Signore Austin! Send your Staff to dat Naughty Corner! You now need to chillax and relax with Organicatnip treats and Tuna Sammies!
ReplyDeleteNo, no you won't. Trust me, I've been locked in simply closets—not the garage—and I needed therapy. It's good that you got that revenge taken care of. No doubt you were so upset, and that caused the barf episode.
ReplyDeleteAustin, I, too, have suffered the trauma of being locked in the garage. It's awful, and it requires some time to recover from such a terrible event. As Summer mentioned, maybe she can come give you some therapy. In lieu of that, maybe your mom can give you extra treats and cuddles.
ReplyDeleteHello! Three places deposited? Nice work!
ReplyDeleteWhat an awful day ! Not sure you can recover without therapy, Austin... Maybe Summer could help you ? Purrs
ReplyDeleteWOAH!! This is THE most traumatic event of 2017. Why isn't it pushing the hideous 'so-called' election right off the front page.
ReplyDeleteAustin, are you OK do you need nursing care? I recommend Summer, she really has the magic touch!!
Austin! What a horrible tale of pain, agony and abandonment! We are aghast that your caretaker/aka human could leave you incarcerated in a lonely and foodless spot for so long. I recommend therapy ASAP - oh and a call to NUCAT to report this incident!
ReplyDeleteHugs, Angel Sammy and Teddy too
I bet a few bits of something yummy to eat will help you get over it
ReplyDeleteHow horrid, Austin! What is it with humans?
ReplyDeletePurrs xx
Athena and Marie
Poor Poor Austin, you will get over it but it will take some time! xoxo catchatwithcarenandcody
ReplyDeleteAustin, this is the height of outrage! I'm outraged for you. Pierrot is very proud of your supper deposits. The big guy is convinced he strategically tosses his hairballs.
ReplyDeleteIt's really great to see you. I think you may get over this after a sufficient amount of treats have been dispensed.
Austin. Call the RSPCA immediately. All those hours, er, minutes need to be complained of even MORE! Of course you were prevented coming to me because there was no tunnel available. You poor thing. Perhaps a little confection would go a long way?
ReplyDeleteWow Austin - thank goodness there was a wooden door for you to send a message through ! Meanwhile your huMom was probably running all over the house hollering for you afraid that the window washing and the barking had rendered you unconscious. So it really ended up ok, but it may take you awhile to feel that way.
ReplyDeleteOh boy Austin, you need to do a better job of training your staff. She's falling apart. Ummmm, If she didn't love you so much, I'd say get a new staff persson, but I think you are stuck just like I am. I've been trying to hire one for 2 years now and no one wants to work for snuggles and purrs!
ReplyDeleteLOL, Austin! Too funny about the door. I can't believe Staff would forget about you for ages... hours... a half hour. We need pictures of the door. I think you will most likely get over this trauma but it may require exceptional treat therapy!
ReplyDeletedood.....we iz sorree ya had ta spend 93 weekz in de denazenz oh hell; yur mum better rememburr who herz deelin with
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& bee a frayed.....her kneadz ta bee veree veree VEREE....a frayed
♥♥♥
Mee-yow Unccle Austin are you OK??? Have enuff food an treetss...were there dubbull treetss to make uppy fur you beein 'locked inn'???
ReplyDeleteLady Caro did NOT meen to do this. Mee has sneeked out twice inn to thee hallway an went to Aunty Reeni'ss door an pounded on it an hollered. Shee let mee inn an called LadyMum who thott mee was asleep on thee bed, mew mew mew....too funny!!!!
An thee barfin sup-purr was purrty funny...(do not tell Ladymum mee said this ok??)
***HI-5'sss*** Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=
What a tough day you had! Imagine being left behind in the garage! Next time, try not to be so discrete.
ReplyDeleteAustin! Darling! Mes heard rumours that something awful happened and mes had to comes and reads for myself!
ReplyDeleteComplain of your horrible treatment to NUCAT! Mes will takes your complaint to my boss at H*ll and mes will makes sure that your staff is inflicted with bad dreams!
Mes will also comes when yous is napping and share dreams with yous. Wes can dance and eats shrimp.
Sending you many kisses
Your Nellie Bellie
Your staff has some nerve indeed. Therapy, treats, more treats, and more treats are in order! Purrs from Deb and the Zee/Zoey gang
ReplyDeleteHow could anybody forget about you!?
ReplyDeleteNo treats for the humans...
Noodle and crew
We think horking up in three places should render the score pretty even. Misty May loves the basement and will run in whenever she gets the chance and she often stays hours. If this ever happens again, take sometime to explore. We bet you can find things other than the door to destroy. Nice to see you getting out and around. Saw you visiting Kozmo. Hugs and love all around. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo and Cooper Murphy
ReplyDeleteAustin that was terrible... if mew need a shrink we can recommend Smoochies!
ReplyDeleteBig hugs
Basil & CO xox
You did all the right things in a terrible situation. Kudos for the three deposits!
ReplyDeleteAustin! Daring!
ReplyDeletemes has been remiss! What with Mommy on vacation and mes looking for a new kitty, mes readed but did NOT post my comment (mes sure mes suggested yous send the horrible details to NUCAT, but mes probably forgotted to save...)
Mes thinks mes shall takes yous dancing! Next time yous sleeps, mes will come into your dreams and wes can frolic!
Loves yous so very much
and many many kisses
YOUR Nellie Bellie
That's terrible, Austin. We are so glad you survived that ordeal! And all in all, we say you won the day, what with those three deposits. :)
ReplyDeleteMOL Mr Poo, the way you paid back is extraordinary! Dude, She should know better than this! No one ever treat the guy in tuxedo suit like this ! It's a crime against our handsomeness! * lift chin and shake head *
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That is shocking! My cats say that recovery will need lots of tuna (or whatever your favourite food is).
ReplyDeleteWe think you were very thoughtful with the three deposits =)
ReplyDeleteWe certainly hope you are recovering from the trauma.
Holy Sh*t! Sounds like such a traumatizing day for you. Glad you came out of it (almost) unscathed.
ReplyDeleteWe came just over to check if we missed entries as your posts didn't show up in Feedly for a long time - but now we see that this is almost a month old. Good thing that we had contact with your staff on Facebook, because our silly Mom missed this one.
ReplyDeleteHow are you doing now? Have you recovered?
On this same day, two gull chicks fell off our roof and our garden has become a gull nursery AND center of violent street gangs at the same time as Mr. and Mrs. Bully Gull are very angry. We haven't recovered yet, but we hope you did!
The trauma! The drama!
ReplyDeleteWe hope you and your staff have recovered!
xxoo
Maggie, Mickey Mouser, and Rufus the Red
I think you shall but I do miss your posts my friend Austin
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