The Twelve Days of "Cat-Mas" (revisited)

Here is my take on the well-known Christmas song, which I wrote about three years ago and just cos I'm lazy and can't think of anything new, I'm re-posting  ;>)

On the twelfth day of cat-mas Austin gave to me:

12 fleas a jumping

11 scratches bleeding

10 books a tumbling

9 lives a losing

8 poos a stinking

7 bites a throbbing

6 furry cuddles

5 plaintive miaows

4 dirty paws

3 raspy licks

2 furtive looks

and a smashed up vase in the conservatory

Merry Christmas :>)