Saturday, 24 January 2015

Radiator Cat!


This hilarious creation was achieved by using piZap
Ok, the hilarious bit is an assumption and not based on fact.

Today we are joining in the Caturday Art blog hop hosted by Athena and Marie. Just click on the image below to see the other blogs participating.


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assumption - when a donkey comes to the wrong conclusion

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Wednesday, 21 January 2015

What's on the menu today?





Sorted!

The Staff says I'm a bit on the chubby side of slender!
How rude!!!
But maybe I should have plucked the pheasant first! :-)

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game bird -  (Brit. slang) a young woman who will try anything once

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Sunday, 11 January 2015

Shun day Shelfie!



I have gone all retro! This shot was taken on 11th April 2008 at 09:17:34! I had been living at Caer Twr exactly 5 months, 2 weeks, 4 days, 19 hours, 43 minutes and 31:29 seconds.  You can see that I am super slim and sleek (try saying that with a mouth full of tuna!). You will also note that unlike the elephant on the shelf above I am not being used as a bookend! It appears I am being used as a dust trap and paperweight.

If I had known the reason for my incarceration at Caer Twr I would have at the very least negotiated more appropriate terms and conditions! i.e.:

1) Paperweight and dust trap duties will take place between the hours of 12.01 and 12.03 only

2) During the 23 hour 58 minute rest period between 12.03 and 12.01 Whiskas chicken and cheese treats will be freely available

c) During working hours minutes, above mentioned treats will be freely available

iv) No leaky printer ink shall touch my delicate furs at any time

£) If I should choose to sleep on the job computer, The Staff must get up and go and do something else

Sicks) The Staff will not complain when I unintentionally click "Buy Now" in Amazon and fifteen pantechnicons full of the best Colombian nip is delivered to the front door

L) Paperweight services will be withdrawn if the imprint "Court Summons" is accidentally branded on my chest from the Council notice lying on top of the pile of final demands

Ate) I will not collect any dust on my white bits

nein) Or my black bits

dix) Or my whiskers!

We are joining the Shunday Shelfie blog hop hosted by Kitties Blue. Click on the badge below to see the other participating blogs :)


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terms and conditions - rules made by cat to which the human adheres at all times. 
In exchange the cat will whap, thwack, claw and "put the bitey on" whenever they feel it necessary to keep order and the status quo

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Sunday, 4 January 2015

Clawstrophobia!

Is Austin about to clapperclaw?
Uh Oh! It looks like someone, who shall remain nameless, but probably has two legs and a pea brain, is about to receive some unwanted and painful attention!

Advice given to Pea Brain: "Run like the clappers"!

Advice taken by Pea Brain: She ran like the clappers!

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"like the clappers" (Brit.) - very fast

clapperclaw - 1. to claw or scratch with the hands and nails (or paw)
                               2. to revile; abuse

i.e when you are reviled by a cat it is best to move fast!!!

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We are participating in the Sunday selfie blog hop hosted by Kitties Blue. Click on image below to check the other blogs taking part today :)


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Friday, 2 January 2015

It's curtains for 2014!




Ok 2015! 
Here I come, ready or not!

Garn! Give it some welly, Austin!

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Give it some welly/wellie (UK) from wellington boot - To apply great energy, concentration or commitment to something

Garn! (UK slang Cockney) - Go on!

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Thursday, 1 January 2015

Happy New Year!


Come on! Let's pawty! 
And when you think you have had enough, head over to Sammy's as the pawty continues, albeit a bit more sedately! It is his fifteenth birthday today. Yep he is 15 years old!!! Happy Birthday my friend xx



And we hope and pray that 2015 will be a GREAT year for all our anipals. 
Thank you all for being my friends :) xoxox

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hogmanay - In Scotland, new year's eve celebration with a lot of pigs

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Tuesday, 30 December 2014

Some deviations!

There is fighting among the nations
There's plenty of precipitations
I've eaten a few crustaceans
Which upset my aberrations.

Was planning the next vacations
which gave me palpatations
and triggered complications
with the ultimate destinations.

There were fetid infestations
which caused some irritations
that led to vaccinations
and some painful tribulations.

I lost my concentrations
when observing some relations
and got my correlations
stuck up my permutations!

No need for perturbations
I've taken my medications
It's Disney's darned Dalmatians
that's caused my ruminations! 


Yep! I watched Disney's 101 Dalmatians!
I didn't know there were that many spots dogs in the whole wide world!!

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There are quite a few of my blogosphere pals who have been very sick and hurt and suffering lots over the holidays. I just want to particularly mention, Flynn and Cody and Donkey Joe (Marg's Animals). The fundraiser for Joe's vet bills is still going. You can go here if you would like to help :) Thank you!

Please send some purrs and some prayers that they will all be better soon. 

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dalmatian - eternal punishment for cats to be stuck with 101 of these!

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