I know that I've not been around.
It might appear I've gone to ground.
I blame the peep, she is no good,
Not even there to give me food! (HUH?)
What can I do to rectify
The situation .. my oh my?
To me the problem's very clear,
Her heart's not in it now, I fear!
We need to talk, there is no doubt,
And one of us will get a clout!
It won't be me, I know for sure,
As I’m the one with sharpened claw!
The moral of this story is ..
Don't play around with Austin's biz.
Keep blogging on, no matter what,
Pretend you are a polyglot.
Together we will conquer this
If no one tries to take the ...... mickey!
The End
=^oo^=
polyglot - a parrot who can take the mickey in several languages
=^oo^=
How we have missed you Austin. Great ode to blogging my friend. Have a tremendous Thursday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Bipeds have strange priorities, Austin!
ReplyDeleteI'd like to meet that parrot - I'm sure we'd have a laugh!
Austin, you must keep the peep in line! We miss seeing you otherwise. Great poem by the way.
ReplyDeleteYou look wonderful in this black and white photo. Could it be because you yourself are black and white? Well, you always look good no matter what. Love the whiskers!
Yup, it is time for more training for that peep of yours. She needs to get with the program and get to blogging. We miss that Austin. Take care.
ReplyDeleteHi Austin !
ReplyDeleteNice to see you again :)
My staff is rather hopeless too , so you don´t have to feel bad about your´s ;-)
XOXO
Finally! A blog we don't have to worry that we've not been commenting on! I am SHOCKED, I tell you, SHOCKED that anykitty at all even visits me these days. My Human's been posting for me (well, sort of, but helping me comment? Ha ha ha ha ha--not even CLOSE!) Good to know I don't have the only substandard model.
ReplyDeleteGreat poem Austin! Hope you can get your human sorted out.
ReplyDeleteAustin, totally understand the heart not in it part. I have missed you too but I can't bug Staff because I am guilty of not posting. I do get to see you and staff other places so that helps lots! Love that picture Austin.. Staff done good with that click!
ReplyDeleteWe bet that apology will be accepted
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
Hey Austin, we love your poem so much. Can we borrow it? Mamma's so off the game lately!
ReplyDeleteThat's a great poem Austin - susinct and puts her in her place, haha.
ReplyDeleteDip and Elliot x
Austin we are always glad to see you whenever you post!
ReplyDeleteAustin, while I'm bummed you have not been around, I loved the poem your absence inspired!
ReplyDeleteSweet Austin, I have that same problem Mumsy has been doing all other stuff and not posting for me at all. Us kitties with typist who claim they have more important things to do other than blog need to get together and think of something to change the situation. In the mean time get lots of naps and I hope somebody feeds you. Hugs and nose kisses. Pooh
ReplyDeleteWell we sure do enjoy it when a new post pops in from you pal!!!
ReplyDeleteGlad to hear from you, Austin!
ReplyDelete"If no one tries to take the ...... mickey!" Hope you're not talking about our Mickey Mouser!!!
xxoo
Maggie
dood....sew we wuz gonna look up de werd polyglot coz we dinna noe what it meened....then we saw what ewe rited a bout what it meened....
ReplyDeleteskip de fact we noe english AND trout
we still due knot want poly glot, ore polly wantz a cracker... sew noe thanx ♥
Austin, if you find the magic potion to get humans to cooperate, will you share it? Ours has been SORELY lacking on the commenting end of things. WORK? Pah, a weak excuse.
ReplyDeleteWhat a great poem! Especially the line about the sharp claw. TW keeps threatening to keep a blog-cation but I rule with an iron paw.
ReplyDeleteKeep her in line, Austin!!
ReplyDeleteAustin, you're a talented poet.
ReplyDeleteOh Austin yous vewy clever. :) Weez just busy wiff Scouts wight?. MOL
ReplyDeleteLuv ya'
Dezi and Lexi
BOL, nice to see you back. Tell the human I am giving her the stinky eye on your behalf!!
ReplyDeleteAustin, Austin, buddy and friend
ReplyDeleteWe sure don't want your blog to end....
You must get tough on Mom you see
Or maybe plead on bended knee?
I miss you when you aren't around
What has been lost MUST be found,
So tell your Mom to concentrate
We need for her to cooperate
So glad to hear from you today
WE HOPE YOUR BLOG IS HERE TO STAY!
Your Pal Sammy (with hugs)
That is a great poem Austin.
ReplyDeleteThat is a great poem Austin.
ReplyDeleteWhat is the matter with your human Austin she should be grovelling to you for letting you down. Now's the time to take her in paw make her see sense.
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Don't feel bad my friend. MomKatt hasn't been "in the mood" either. With DadKatt's accident and just not feeling "writer-y" ... it's all a bit messy here. But we miss you & are glad to see you whenever you come around!
ReplyDeletePurrz!
Selina
Austin, we feel your pain. In fact, our staff/mom has been away ALLTHE TIME, and not blogging for us. We are feeling very neglected. Mom has promised to catch up later in December when she finishes her current project.
ReplyDeleteWe are always glad to hear from you.
Mom's can be very disappointing sometimes but we have to keep them around (they have the thumbs). We are always happy to see a new post from you and we hope you continue blogging for a long time.
ReplyDeleteThe Florida Furkids
Hiya, Austin!
ReplyDeleteYou're the best feline poet around! ...now you just have to keep the staff in line. I know... it's SO hard to find good help.
; )
Now Austin, *I* of all kitties know how it is!!
ReplyDeleteXXOO
Next time I will ID that Tuxie. I should have known it was you. xoxox
KonaKitty for one was all ready to go medieval on Staff's behind...
ReplyDeleteHi Austin!
ReplyDeleteMes feels your pain. If it was not for Mommy needing to "hone" her photoshops skills, mes don't think mes would gets any posts out of her at all.
Kisses
Nellie
Your poem was purrfect as was Sammy's. Purrlease stay around. We would miss you so, so much if you disappear from the Blogosphere. You have been such a good furiend, and we really don't want our relationship to end. Mom knew when she saw polyglot in your poem that would be the word defined. We'd really miss the definitions as well. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteWe do miss you Austin. Tell Mom to just post some Pictures of you, that is quite enough since you are so photogenic!
ReplyDeleteAlways miss seeing you Austin, but I can't get my staff to help me keep up with the visitin'....so I don't get visitors...you'd think staff could figure there is a connection
ReplyDeleteDiffurent fur sure Austin
ReplyDeleteAustin, some times life is like that...you know the flow and ebb of it and all that jazz. We love to hear from you when you and your human are able to find a moment here or there. Everyone understands how life can get in the way of posting and commenting.Some thing, no matter how sparse , is always better than nothing. And we would miss you if it was nothing! :)
ReplyDeletethe critters in the cottage xo