I know that I've not been around.
It might appear I've gone to ground.
I blame the peep, she is no good,
Not even there to give me food! (HUH?)
What can I do to rectify
The situation .. my oh my?
To me the problem's very clear,
Her heart's not in it now, I fear!
We need to talk, there is no doubt,
And one of us will get a clout!
It won't be me, I know for sure,
As I’m the one with sharpened claw!
The moral of this story is ..
Don't play around with Austin's biz.
Keep blogging on, no matter what,
Pretend you are a polyglot.
Together we will conquer this
If no one tries to take the ...... mickey!
polyglot - a parrot who can take the mickey in several languages