Friday, 11 October 2013

I was kidding about #6

You might remember that in my last blog post I won an award from Texas. You might also remember there were some exacting and mandatory rules conditional to receiving this award. Most of them I ignored, but one of the rules was that I had to share seven interesting things about myself. Well, not having anything interesting to share, I just wrote seven random, though truthful bits of trivia for your delectation. However, The Staff someone has now pointed out that #6 ..

6. I very rarely hide behind anything. I like to place myself where humans can trip over me and cause the maximum amount of damage!

.. is not necessarily true ALL of the time. I maintain, though, that actually the word "rarely" inserted in there gives room for movement on this issue. Sometimes I do hide myself and I do so to avoid the hurly burly of (ab)normal human activity in what is sometimes akin to a madhouse.

It was on one such occasion that The (just call me Spielberg) Staff sneakily shot some candid camera footage and turned it into one of her poorly produced attempts at a blockbuster. Against my better judgement I am allowing it to be shown. Do you think I was wise?

If you really REALLY want to you can watch on YouTube here

I suppose it's a bit late to mention about the volume now?



footage = the foot age is quite often the same as the rest of the body 

47 comments:

  1. OMC! What the heck were you doing down there? I thought the Foot Age came after the Prehistoric Age or is that just when using capital letters?

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  2. Looks to me like you're just trying to get some peace and quiet away from the pawparrazi. I guess you really can't hide anywhere!

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  3. dood....frank lee we due knot heer any thing wrong with de volume...sew we played de mewvie again after we getted sum snax...pretzels ta bee eggz act....

    N we hope yur mum reel eyes ezz de val ewe oh lyin in yur bed after makin it...what wood bee de point in lyin in de bed when it wuz knot made... coz then it wood knot bee ther... coz de manufactur peepulz wood still haz it on de a semb lee line sum wear... N sinz we iz now just a ramblin we will say haza pizza pie filled fun week oh end !!

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  4. Well I would probably be right there with you pal!

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  5. Doesn't matter how well you tuck yourself away, the dread flashy box will always find you.

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  6. You do not look pleased to be disturbed, Austin.

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  7. Oh, such wisdom. We never thought about frontage before but we're quite sure you are correct. :)

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  8. Austin, right you are about the volume. I jumped off moms lap. BUT she sure enjoyed it. The movie. Not me jumping off. Xxxooox

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  9. Austin, we don't know what the problem is. We woulda been in that spot in a heart beat!

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  10. That's my kind of bed. Away from peering eyes (usually) and I bet Waffles would never find it.
    ; ) Katie

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  11. What a pawsome place to make a bed, Austin.

    The Paw Relations

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  12. Thats alright Austin sometimes a guy just needs a little me time,xx Speedy

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  13. We say that you were not hiding but rather taking advantage of the warmth from that radiator. Purrs and hugs, lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  14. What? WHAT??
    Sod off and let me sleep!
    Admit it, that's what you were saying right?
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

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  15. Austin what a lovely location for your bed - all tucked in between a human bed and the wall - where nobody can trip over you and disturb your beauty sleep. Wise decision......nice and cozy....

    Kitty Hugs, Sammy

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  16. BOL bravo we nominate it for an Oscar...LOL. I too attempt to trip my human up all the time. Keeps her on her toes or not as the case may be. Have a super Saturday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  17. That looks like a great place to have some privacy Austin. Good choice of places. Glad we got to see you. Take care.

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  18. The pawparazzi is relentless Austin... it's the price you have to pay for being the star you are...

    Purrs from the Zee and Zoey Gang!

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  19. Just when you think you're safe too!
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  20. We think you made quite a nice comfy nest for yourself in that private spot.

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  21. Wow, boy you do make a bed don't you???? LOL
    My cats,, will, except for Circle like to try to trip me 87 times a day too!!!! I this old lady,, tring not to step on the kittens 87 times aday---fun fun fun...........

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  22. That was fun footage to watch sweet Austin. You are quite the bed maker. Hugs and nose kisses

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  23. Well, your human is probably going to bother you with a camera every time she finds you there now...

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  24. Sorry that the Paparazzis found you even there , Austin !!
    XOXO

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  25. Austin, that's the purrfect spot for your bed; right next to the heater! You are so smart! Me-Ommmmm

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  26. You look so cute lying in your 'bed', Austin!

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  27. Wow, that is an excellent location to "try" to get some shut eye! Hope you are having a great weekend, buddy.

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  28. Poor Austin. There's just no avoiding admirers with cameras... I would write more but I see Tommie looking adorable and I have to run and get my camera.
    xxoo
    Maggie

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  29. I have a kitty that lays in the way too. Loved the video. So cute.
    Sue B

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  30. Why Austin, Buddy! You scamp! You pulled that quilt right off the beddy to make a comfy little nappy spot for yourself? Wait--actually, that was a GREAT idea!

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  31. Austin!
    mes must tells yous, MY purrsonal favorite place to hide is furry similar to yours. Me finds the pawpawrazzi to be most intrusive -just like yous!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  32. Hmmm.... My sister Constance used to enjoy sprawlin' out on the stairs leadin' to the basement. Peeps quickly learned to turn the lights on before headin' down the steps. Connie learned to keep her tail tucked in.

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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  33. Austin well switching up routine a bit is good so being behind the bed on that comfy quilt especially when things are very busy.

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  34. Austin, I'm so bummed. I am having a really hard time registering for Cat Scouts. Something about an invalid activation code. I wanna be a Cat Scout, dammit!!!!! I'm working on it though. But I'll never catch up with the badges if I can't join!

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  35. We tend to try and hide from the flashy box too.

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  36. Yikes Austin, I would never of found you hiding there..MOL, you are funny :) xxooxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  37. How you put up with them I will never know!

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  38. We love you Austin!! Looks like you were having a nice Chillaxing day!

    Have a Treat Filled Day!

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  39. Ha, guess you really can't hide just anywhere huh?!

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  40. What a great spot for a nap. Can't believe the staff couldn't just let you hide there in peace! I'm with you, Austin. The word "rarely" gave you leeway and as usual you are right. :D

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  41. There must be some place to hide from the Pawparazzi! I'll ask advice from Grumpy Cat whom I'm interviewing tomorrow.

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  42. Dood, seriously - we agree with you: no matter what obscure place we find, the pawparazzi is sure to track us down!

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  43. I saw a dust bunny in the corner!!! bwwaahahahahahaha!

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  44. It looked like you'd found a peaceful spot to relax in - till they found you!

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  45. Is it a quilt or the staff's lingerie? Oh, curse that word!

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