Sunday, 3 February 2013

Mishmash!

Hi it's Austin here. We have for your delectation today a mishmash (VBP) .. a miscellany (VBP).. a hodgepodge (VBP) of unrelated items.

First, for those of you who were curious to know and who didn't guess, the box that I was snoopervising held a TV! But of course as soon as the box was empty, I feigned (VBP) loss of interest and wandered off, so there are no cute pics of me sitting watching it or even sitting in the box. Hehe!

Second, I was napping and minding my own business this morning when I was brutally and randomly attacked!! It was horrible and quite unnerving. I had just got to the point in my dream when I was about to fillet the giant tuna when I was approached from the rear and deliberately gunked in the neck. Apart from anything else it is so demeaning! Now my appearance is that of a greasy punk with a dodgy mullet hair cut!

Third, despite my dishevelled appearance, you will all be thrilled to know that I have a date to the Valentine's Day Ball. What Valentine's Ball you may ask? Well this Valentine's Ball! Oh yes!


The sweet Sassy from Troublin Times has begged agreed to accompany me. She and I have our outfits sorted and are ready to trip the light fantastic (whatever that means?).  If you haven't got your tickets or can't find a date then you need to get your skates on before the ice melts! The hosts are Mollie and Ranger. It's going to be a blast, especially as Nellie who is (not) the Cat from Hell has promised me a dance :) So, in order to prepare myself, I have been paying careful attention to my personal hygiene and imbibing illegal substances!


You can view the video on YouTube here

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dishevel, dish-evil (alternate) = the evil that is dished out to a catchap approximately once a month on the back of his neck which makes him look like a gunked punk with a bad mullet

37 comments:

  1. Everyone (except us) has gone mad today for Super Bowl Sunday. Glad Austin has a date. Odin is Seeking someone suitable.

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  2. Good for you Austin to get a date for the dance. Glad you are getting yourself all cleaned up. You are going to be sparkling after all that rubbing etc.
    So your hair is all dish eveiled. Take care.

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  3. Austin lamentablemente el video no pude verlo .Ronroneos deditos blancos.

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  4. Rectifico ,al fin abrió estupenda secuencia de MR.Austin ,un sueño inquieto o buscando una buena posición en la silla.Hermosa vista del paisaje.

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  5. Ha..Ha..Ha..Mr. Poo,
    Your video cracked me and mom. mom almost split the coffee...MOL
    So funny !
    Didn't know you have that effect while you have nip...Ha..Ha..Ha
    Pretty sexy thought
    xoxo

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  6. Austin, Sassy here. I loved your dance. In fact I feel kinda hot and bothered now!

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  7. MOL!!!! Austin, I LOVE the video! ...so is that the music you're going to play when you invite Sassy back to your place to see your "record collection" ???

    Sure hope you can clean yourself up before the ball. A tuxie with a greasy mullet...that's just not right.

    ; ) Katie

    ...dishevel...HAHAHAHA!!!

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  8. See you at the Valentine Ball !
    Please don´t bring any Nip :)

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  9. You and Sassy will sure make a great couple! Scylla and I will see you at the big dance!

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  10. Oh no, not you too! We both got disheveled yesterday. Your video made us laugh. Mum always tells me I am a total nip head. Just wait until I tell her to watch this video.
    Flynn

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  11. Holy carp, Austin! We're amazed you didn't fall off that chair!!

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  12. Hmmm, I don't see much "personal hygiene going on here, Austin... just a lot of HIGH genes!

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  13. Austin that great mishmash of info especially going out with Sassy you are sure to have a pawsome date.

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  14. Dearest Austin,
    If yous still has the greasy mullet, might me suggest that yous wears one of your glorious top hats? Me thinks Sassy will be wearing Red.
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  15. Can't wait to see all the revelers at the ball! Love the hot saxophone music! LOL

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  16. Congratulations on your date to the Valentine's Ball.

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  17. That was such a fun video of you getting all nipped up! We were furry worried you were going to fall off the chair..

    BTW, was that a sheep or two walking in the fields?

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  18. MOL Austin, youz sure getting'z sexy wiff that chair :) So funny.. We can't wait for the ball :) xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  19. Wow we have yet to find our dates. Mum says the window view is so beautiful you are one lucky moggie xxx

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  20. Wow we have yet to find our dates. Mum says the window view is so beautiful you are one lucky moggie xxx

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  21. No turn-off like minute (alternate meaning, VBP) insects vaulting out of one's fur at inappropriate moments and when are they not inappropriate in such matters. Now *that's* evil. Greasy mullet works for us. --Bugs n Barney

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  22. So glad you have a date!

    Oink oink,
    Katie and Coccolino the mini pig

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  23. Wish we could see that mullet hairdo. Bet it's pretty funny. Better get that fixed before the Valentine's Day Ball. Purrs and hugs, the kitties at www.thecatonmyhead.com, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Josette

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  24. dood...dish evil round heer wood be puttin nastee azz turkee or chikn on de plate... N werst...eggs spectin uz ta eat it .....

    hay grate mewvie by de way...

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  25. AFter watching that video, handsome Austin, we all went looking for our pink nip cigars!!hehe...We always LOVE your fun word of the day!...Happy week ahead, sweet friend...xoxo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

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  26. Wow... give me a moment to dim the lights to set the mood... such inviting and sexy music, Austin!! You should be all set for your Valentine date! Purrs from Zee and Zoey

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  27. Whoa! there must be Vine on that sweater!! I'm jealous.

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  28. OMC, Austin. Is that REALLY the view out your window? Why it's St. Mary Mead come to LIFE! It's the quintessential English village the Human imagined as she devoured Agatha Christie mysteries as a teenager. OMC!

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  29. Have fun on your date, Austin. And no worries about your gunky mullet. Your fur will be fine and glossy by Valentine's Day :)

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  30. A dance with Nellie?! Oh Austin, you are one lucky kitty!

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  31. ohhhhh Austin! You are so mancatly...Miss Sassy is going to have such a great time with you!! And I luvluvluv your VBP choices, pawsome, Savannah

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  32. Oooh a new TV! Buddy, you gave it a grand effort to get the grease off your mullet for sure! Hey good for you going to that Valentine's Ball.

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  33. Hmmmmm..... I don't like that dishevel either. But mine is even worse now.... it's in the form of a stinky pill Jen hides in my food bowl!

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  34. My cats agree with you about the dish-evil - they run and hide if they get the chance. I'm not too keen on the smell of it either.

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  35. Oh my CAT. WE get disheveled each month TOO! *shudder*

    (and we called it right! A TV. And prolly one of those skinny ones it's sooo hard to get on top of easily, are we right?)

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