Has anyone any idea who this is? Santa brought him and I am not impressed! The Staff is super excited, though, as he brought some packets of seeds with him!
Have to say he's not exactly been the life and soul, you know what I mean!
AND he's got a big hole in his back!
Now call me paranoid, but after the white powder incident subsequent to The Staff's trip to Colombia, am I seeing another police raid in our future?
And then there was those magic mushrooms after Glastonbury.....!?
Hmmm! His ear spliffs tufts could do with a trim!
So WHO IS HE?
And what exactly ARE the seeds he brought?
Ooooh! I think I LOVE you Mr Fothergill!
I won't grass on you, hehe!
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