I think I showed tremendous restraint in the face of impending chaos!
You can watch on YouTube here
In other words, we are sorry!
You can watch on YouTube here
The more observant amongst you will have noticed my singular lack of interwebs presence in the last week or so. This will be entirely because of failed communication between me and The Staff. She has been doing her own thing busy and I have been napping out on border patrol and our diaries have been conspiring against us mislaid. We have scheduled a summit conference in the next few days, during which, I hope, an agreement will be reached regarding the political and economic determinants of treat deficits and non-pollex keyboard access. It could be a momentous event in the history of blogging. Watch this space and keep checking the press!
In other words, we are sorry!
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conference - a meeting during which much is inferred and many are conned
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Good boy Austin. That did show some restraint. Well done. Mahoney loves to watch the printer spit things out. It is just fascinating. Have a super day.
ReplyDeleteI know I would have wapped that paper good !
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Austin, you showed great restraint. I woulda been all over that printer!
ReplyDeleteOops...that was me, Ernie, with that last comment.
ReplyDeleteOh and good luck at your meeting. :)
Control total Mr.Austin en el proceso de la impresora bien hecho.En cuanto a la conferencia cumbre deja bien claro tus puntos de vista.Cariñosos prrrrr de Merlina.
ReplyDeleteVery impressive restraint, Austin! The lady loves the conference definition as she's on conference calls all the time at work and says that definition can be very fitting a lot of the time. I hope the right agreement is reached at yours (in other words, I hope you get your way).
ReplyDeletePurrs,
Annie
It's so hard to manage your staff...
ReplyDeleteWell done Austin....amazing restraint....I saw that paw move JUST BARELY...good luck with the "meeting of the minds" regarding your lack of blogatudeability (yikes). Keep us posted.
ReplyDeleteKitty Hugs, Sammy
Dog knows what is going to come out of that printer next - could be mice!
ReplyDeleteDip Bridge and Elliot x
No worries Austin we see you when we see you.
ReplyDeleteHave a serene Sunday and enjoy some big easy today.
Best wishes Molly
Ah-mazin' restraint Austin. So dignified. I understand The Staff might be busy. It is a busy time of year!
ReplyDeleteGood boy Austin. I would have attack every sheet ! Mum tries to print her stuff when I'm on garden patrol... Zorro
ReplyDeleteHow did you do it? How did you keep from grabbin' those papers between your teeth and just tossing 'em about the room? I don't think I could have shown such restraint. Very impressive.
ReplyDeletePurrs,
Nissy
PS. Please come over to visit soon. There's a special little somethin' waitin' for you there. purrs
Hehehe that was very good Austin!and don't worry about the other stuff we have had a problem too a sick PC,xx Speedy
ReplyDeleteWhen we first met the printer, we would jerk along as the paper came out. It made Mommy LOL. Pity she didn't videotape it then because now we won't even look at the printer. MOL.
ReplyDelete...Cosmo and Ling
Tremendous restraint indeed. June Buggie is duly impressed!
ReplyDeleteWell, why WOULD you care to whap that paper, Austin? It's only black and white printing, not color!
ReplyDeleteBOL, I scream
ReplyDeleteLily
Holy mackeral, Professor -- we cringe looking at your weather lately. Is the whole island going to go under???? Stay well and safe! Pee ess. Snowing again here. Sigh.
ReplyDeleteYou are very restrained Austin. Mum keeps me away from our printer when she uses it because I try to get my paw inside to help the paper come out quicker.
ReplyDeleteWe think you showed great restraint. And we think you're right-on with your word of the day definition.
ReplyDeleteYow Austin ya showed grrreat reestraint not pouncin da papurr...me wuud not bee able to do that!
ReplyDeleteMe had to sit 'da Staff' aka Mum down n meow to her about da bloggie n as ya can seez me got 2 bloggiez dun diz weekend!! Guud luck wif yer nee-go-sheashunz!!!
May me sayz ya iz so bery bery handsum!? Ya lookz so much like me Cussin Henry Two Sockz who iz runnin free in Summerland...me neber saw such a grrreat piccie of ya befur...Mousiez yer black fer iz so so shiney...
Lub Nylablue xx
You showed great willpower there, Austin!
ReplyDeleteYo, Buddy! That's about how I react to the printer too. I don't see what makes some kitties INSANE about it!
ReplyDeleteI have had trouble with my staff too, mostly in helping me visit. As in, she doesn't. Pfft. I need thimbs. She also has some delusion that her needs take precedence over mine. What *is* it with the Humans anyway?
We need to go get a beer. Or maybe a coupla boilermakers. It's cold.
No worries dear friends. We're way behind on returning comments.
ReplyDeletefine job there Austin! i would have tab that thing silly
ReplyDeletewell. WE could see that you were a barely collected SEETHING mass of printer-KILLING rage. Yes, indeedy.
ReplyDeleteI would of been all over that like a car bonnet MOL,we have been super busy too, well she says she has MOL xxoxxx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
well, thank heavens you're here now. I guess "they" needn't know about our bikini show!
ReplyDeleteLucy usually sits on our printer when Mum wants to use it!
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Well done you!!
ReplyDeleteM is very impressed that you didn't try to get that paper and paw around the printer. Sorry - we've been missing for a few days too cuz the puter broke! How dare it!
ReplyDeleteCody sits like Austin and even worse, when he hears it start he comes running!
ReplyDeleteMissed you, happpy to see you again! Loved your definition for today.
ReplyDeleteSo true!
Well done Austin x
ReplyDeleteIF I had a printer and a paper shot out of it that paper would be in a ball of pieces!!!! I KNOW my cats!!!!
ReplyDeleteMe is PAWSATIVE your staff has a much better reason than our Mommy did!
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Nellie
One of your best definitions ever, Austin. Did someone give you a tranquilizer? We cannot believe your restraint when it came to that printer and paper. Oh, we know, you were just being a good Cat Scout. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteWe thought you were off catting around, Austin!
ReplyDeleteWell Austin, I think the video just goes to show what a brave mancat you are. Who could be frightened by such a silly contraption?
ReplyDeleteAre you going to livestream the conference? It should be interesting to watch!
ReplyDeleteYou definitely showed some restraint! I hope you come to an agreement with the staff :-)
ReplyDeleteNice one Austin!
ReplyDeleteYou not into whapping paper? Neither am I. I don’t whap ornaments either. Hope you can reach an accord with the Staff.
ReplyDeleteAustin I see you contemplating it in the middle, but you showed great restraint. Good luck on negotiations with the staff.
ReplyDeleteYou've been very good, Austin. I would have stolen the paper and ran away with it.
ReplyDeleteOMC, that was such a cute video! You sure do exercise incredible restraint there buddy...good luck with the summit...I think you should demand some extra Num-Nums before you get started!
ReplyDeleteHow furry good you are, Austin! We don't think We could have resisted the urge to pounce on that paper.
ReplyDeleteYou are a model of restraint, Austin. Hope you can get your staff back on the ball. :D
ReplyDeleteAllie: well, Mother says Faraday holds CONferences all the time. *cough*
ReplyDeleteMaxwell: Pawesome restraint you showed int hat video, dood!
Wow! What a will power you have Austin!
ReplyDeleteThank you for all the purrs!!! It's been working!
Don't worry, Austin, our human has been seriously slacking off, too. Hers says her excuse is cause hers is helping us send our Christmas cards, but we thinks hers just needs to nap less and help us MORE. MOL.
ReplyDeleteJust keep bugging your human. She'll get the point. ;)
I love cats watching the working printers!!!!
ReplyDeleteHeheheheh!
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Oh Austin...that's the BEST EVER definition of 'conference'!!!
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I am right here...waiting..will never ever leave you Austin and Miss Caro...we luvluvluv your words too much!! paw hugs, Nana and Mom Linda
ReplyDeleteYou know... 20 percent of what you say sends me to search meanings in Google. It must be your abundant vocabulary.
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