There is fighting among the nations
There's plenty of precipitations
I've eaten a few crustaceans
Which upset my aberrations.
Was planning the next vacations
which gave me palpatations
and triggered complications
with the ultimate destinations.
There were fetid infestations
which caused some irritations
that led to vaccinations
and some painful tribulations.
I lost my concentrations
when observing some relations
and got my correlations
stuck up my permutations!
No need for perturbations
I've taken my medications
It's Disney's darned Dalmatians
that's caused my ruminations!
Yep! I watched Disney's 101 Dalmatians!
I didn't know there were that many spots dogs in the whole wide world!!
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There are quite a few of my blogosphere pals who have been very sick and hurt and suffering lots over the holidays. I just want to particularly mention, Flynn and Cody and Donkey Joe (Marg's Animals). The fundraiser for Joe's vet bills is still going. You can go here if you would like to help :) Thank you!
Please send some purrs and some prayers that they will all be better soon.
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dalmatian - eternal punishment for cats to be stuck with 101 of these!
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dalmation- "eternal damnation. . . !" Heehee.
ReplyDeleteIt's been an exciting year , Austin! Especially the "correlations stuck up your permutations"! Yikes!
We hope 2015 brings you health, happiness and continued worldwide friendships. :)
your pals,
the critters in the cottage xo
We sure enjoyed your rhyme Austin, that was fun!
ReplyDeletePawsome!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWe're hoping for a happy and HEALTHY 2015 for all of our pals.
The Florida Furkids
lmao that sure caused elation
ReplyDeleteYou'd think they'd employ castration
That is one too many a dalmatian
The snip snip needs some activation
That was a terrific rhyme. We like that a lot. Too cute. Thanks for the shout out for Joe. A very happy and healthy New Year to you. Take care.
ReplyDeleteThat cracked us up, you folks are so clever and funny! We like that definition of dalmatian too! Wishing you a very Happy New Year filled with tons of blessings including joy, good health and prosperity!
ReplyDeleteLOVE the poem!! Austin, you and your mum are sharp as axes (no doubt you're the sharpest though). Great Word of the Day too, lol.
ReplyDeleteHope you're keeping warm!
Wow, you are a poet and we didn't know it! ha ha we can rhyme a couple of lines anyway. Really, we love your poem - you are a very good poet.
ReplyDeleteGreat poem Austin!
ReplyDeleteMOL... loved this rhyme Austin. And yes, it's sad to hear about so many friends going through hard times right now. I hope they are all able to recover quickly.
ReplyDeletedood, ya noe, we never watched disney's dalmations coz we figured all we wuz gonna heer
ReplyDeletewuz gonna bee woof bark growl...tho may be knot in that order ....ewe bee a poet N yes ewe noe it N now yur blog doez shirley show it...a paws a paws dood N meowloz ta tiger ♥
You are quite talented!
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Lily & Edward
Wow Austin dat's quite a mouff full. Very good tho'. Hope yous hav da bestest New Year ever.
ReplyDeleteLuv ya'
Dezi and Lexi
Great definition. We are sad by how many who are sick or injured or have recently gone to the RB. It makes all these things worse happening during the holidays. Happy New Year Dear Furiend! XOCK! Kitties Blue
ReplyDeleteGreat rhyme ! You're talented Austin ! Purrs
ReplyDeleteAustin, you could be the next Gilbert and Sullivan! Or at least one of them.
ReplyDeleteMr. Austin that was one fancy fun poem! I am hoping with all my heart that 2015 is a happier healthier year for all!
ReplyDeleteI'm interested in da crustacean part - yummmm.
ReplyDeleteSeriously? You watched dogs? It must have been a slow day for you, Austin.
ReplyDeleteIt can be quite interesting to watch woofies on the TV.
ReplyDeleteMOL...Doggies's movie inspired you to do poem ???
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Austin you and your Mom crack me up! Love love love the poem and it purrrrrrfectly describes how I'd feel after watching that movie with all those spotted woofies in it! Thanks for making 2014 so much fun and let's hope 2015 finds all our pals WELL. This has been a very tough last few months for sure. HAPPY NEW YEAR MY FRIEND..........
ReplyDeleteLove, Sammy
mol mol THAT IS HILARIOUS!! BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO STANDING OVATION!!
ReplyDeleteHUGS MADI AND MOM YOUR BFFF
Happy New Year sweet friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWe hope you and your Mum will have a Happy 2015.
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
You're a poet and don't (do?) know it!
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year's Austin and we'll see you in 2015!
Purrz!
Selina
You've got some serious rhyming skills, Austin! Nicely done!
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year to you and your family!!!
Happy New Year all the best for 2015.
ReplyDeleteSheba.
Have a wonderful and happy new year!
ReplyDeleteNoodle and crew
Austin you are incredible!!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Mew Years Eve!!!
Love the poem, ROFL :D
ReplyDeleteHope everyone is feeling better soon.
A very Happy New Year to you!
Dip Elliot and Lynne x
Happy New Yeer Unccle Austin an Aunty Caro!!!!
ReplyDeleteThiss wass one pawsum po-eem...you sure now so many BIG werdss! Mee iss inn awe of you ;)
Mee had a doggie where mee used to live...one wass enuf...100 more....doessn't bear finkin bout....
Luv Siddhartha an LadyMum x0x0x0x0
Yup, those Dalmations will do it to you every time. MOUSES!
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Nissy
MOL! Don't even try to count all those spots. We think they keep multiplying! Have a safe and Happy New Year!
ReplyDeleteWhoa! Bob Dylan has been bested by a CAT! Way to go, Austin. TW saw that when she was pretty young and look how she turned out. Ugh. Better yet don’t.
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Kisses
Nellie
*snicker* you should see Faraday's head spinning about now!
ReplyDeleteWow, Austin!
ReplyDeleteWho knew you had such talent as a rap-purr?
That was really good.
Have a furry Happy Mew Year.
Wow, Austin, your rhyming is grand! Our mom has been TERRIBLE about posting, but we wish you a Happy New Year anyways!
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