Tuesday, 23 September 2014

Portly????

"SHE" says I'm getting rather portly! 
"SHE" says I'm getting a bit rotund! 


"SHE" wants me to get up and walk around, 
so "SHE" can get a picture of my portliness dragging on the ground!
=^oo^=


portly - the opposite of starboardly

=^oo^=
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42 comments:

  1. The Florida FurkidsTuesday, September 23, 2014 7:12:00 pm

    She's got to be kidding....you're purrfect!

    The Florida Furkids

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  2. Brian's Home BlogTuesday, September 23, 2014 7:33:00 pm

    Oh, that wouldn't be a nice thing to do!

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  3. Two French BulldogsTuesday, September 23, 2014 8:26:00 pm

    Hope you told her it was all muscle
    Snorts
    Lily & Edward

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  4. UnknownTuesday, September 23, 2014 8:51:00 pm

    We think they do that so they can secretly steal our snacks and treats. Mine is forever checking me out. Suck it in Austin pal and make sure she doesn't say the D word. Have a terrific Tuesday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  5. Callie (a.k.a. Trouble)Tuesday, September 23, 2014 9:00:00 pm

    You are not getting portly - you are just like me extra fluffy.

    Sassy Silvervine

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  6. Cathy KeishaTuesday, September 23, 2014 9:42:00 pm

    You’re an outdoor cat. You get plenty of exercise out there. I think it’s her glasses laying tricks on her.

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  7. Quill and GreysonTuesday, September 23, 2014 11:16:00 pm

    You look good to all of us...

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  8. Memories of Eric and FlynnTuesday, September 23, 2014 11:54:00 pm

    Portly?
    She should have gone to Specsavers!

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  9. Annie BearWednesday, September 24, 2014 12:10:00 am

    Well, if "SHE" laid her eyes on Annie, she'd realize how svelte you are, Austin. You look great in your tux!

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  10. AnonymousWednesday, September 24, 2014 1:26:00 am

    Nawww, I think your Mum needs glasses.

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  11. Summer at sparklecat.comWednesday, September 24, 2014 3:08:00 am

    Humans, I've discovered, are SO rude!

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  12. The Island CatsWednesday, September 24, 2014 3:12:00 am

    The mom has been saying the same thing about me. I think she needs glasses. Waydaminit...she already wears them...she needs new ones! ~Wally

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  13. FurriesWednesday, September 24, 2014 4:10:00 am

    A picture of you from any angle would show what a handsome man-cat you are.

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  14. Angel Prancer PieWednesday, September 24, 2014 7:24:00 am

    How rude! You are purrfect in efurry way!

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  15. Hannah and LucyWednesday, September 24, 2014 1:56:00 pm

    That was very insulting for you Austin - we hope "she won't be so rude in future or we'll start mentioning that her face is looking like a contour map!
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  16. AnonymousWednesday, September 24, 2014 2:19:00 pm

    You need to show her whose Boss. But be careful pal, you want to stay svelte

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  17. Cat and DOG Chat With CarenWednesday, September 24, 2014 2:44:00 pm

    sounds like my Mom! The NERVE of them! Love, Cody

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  18. BernadetteWednesday, September 24, 2014 3:57:00 pm

    Next she's going to tell you you're squeezably soft and hug you, so be on the lookout for it!

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  19. MariliaWednesday, September 24, 2014 3:59:00 pm

    Like our Mom!!!!
    Have a nice Wednesday!

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  20. Just MagsWednesday, September 24, 2014 4:38:00 pm

    Oh, no!! She has to be looking at something else...we see nothing but muscular handsomeness sweet Austin!! You stand your ground. Hugs and nose kisses

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  21. Kitty Cat ChroniclesWednesday, September 24, 2014 5:03:00 pm

    Preposterous! You certainly are NOT portly, Austin. Don't let HER get to you. You are looking as handsome as ever. Your twin, Sampson, agrees.

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  22. ANGEL ABBYGRACEWednesday, September 24, 2014 5:16:00 pm

    Austin we think you look "muscular"!

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  23. AnonymousWednesday, September 24, 2014 5:18:00 pm

    OMC dat's just not wight. Yous not portly, yous purrfect. And quite gawjus.

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Lexi

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  24. da tabbies o trout towneWednesday, September 24, 2014 5:47:00 pm

    dood...port ore star board, therz noe room for diet on R ship....ewe be welcome any time N bring tigger two in case mum goes after him next...pee ezz...ya look good az far az we can see N a catz vizshun iz 158 times better N a purrsonz....thatz fax....

    ♥

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  25. Athena Cat Goddess Wise KittyWednesday, September 24, 2014 6:00:00 pm

    Athena was told the same thing by our vet when she went for her check up and booster vaccination recently.

    You and she are both OK, but it's important to exercise!

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  26. MargWednesday, September 24, 2014 6:36:00 pm

    You look just purrfect to us Austin. No diet necessary. Maybe a little walk wouldn't hurt. Have a great Wednesday.

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  27. Misaki @ misadventuresofMisakiWednesday, September 24, 2014 8:35:00 pm

    Portly?? How rude! It's just fluff!

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  28. The Swiss CatsWednesday, September 24, 2014 8:53:00 pm

    Oh Austin, how could she ? You're purrfect ! Tell her you're just big boned ! Purrs

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  29. AnonymousWednesday, September 24, 2014 9:31:00 pm

    *gobsmacked* YOU? Portly?!!!!

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  30. Colehaus CatsThursday, September 25, 2014 2:02:00 am

    No way! (At least she didn't call you Butterball!) Purrs...

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  31. ClooneyThursday, September 25, 2014 7:16:00 am

    Yep, you handled the staff very well, Austin, very well indeed!

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  32. Seville at Nerissa's LifeThursday, September 25, 2014 1:14:00 pm

    I don't think so, either. I think you look PURRfect.

    Purrs,
    Nissy

    PS. Excellent rhymin'! purrs

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  33. Katie http://myminipetpig.com/Thursday, September 25, 2014 2:07:00 pm

    Don't give in, never give in! You look just great :-)

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  34. LPFriday, September 26, 2014 12:27:00 am

    Really Austin! How dare "SHE". Maybe "SHE" should have a walkabout and you can have a giggle at her expense!! :p

    the critters in the cottage xo

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  35. AnonymousFriday, September 26, 2014 12:11:00 pm

    Oh, that's a rude thing to say to you! They tease Pippin because he has loose skin on his tummy that wobbles about when he runs! Mulberry has as well, but you can't see as easily with all his fluff!

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  36. Vanessa MorganFriday, September 26, 2014 1:54:00 pm

    Oooh, I'd love to see that ;-)

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  37. John BellenFriday, September 26, 2014 2:28:00 pm

    Portly... Maybe she means you lean to the left. How are your politics these days?

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  38. Layla Morgan Wilde ( Cat Wisdom 101)Friday, September 26, 2014 6:28:00 pm

    We've pinned this as proof. The jury is out but I say no.

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  39. Fur EverywhereSaturday, September 27, 2014 1:01:00 pm

    Awwww, poor Austin! Humans just don't appreciate our fluffiness, do they?

    Love your definition of portly!!

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  40. GLOGIRLYSaturday, September 27, 2014 3:39:00 pm

    Portly?????
    Say it isn't SO, Austin!!!

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  41. Katie IsabellaSaturday, September 27, 2014 10:21:00 pm

    You know Austin, you and I are about the same in build. And I will whap anyone who calls me portly! You are a handsome mancat about town and rippling with fatly muscles!

    Smoochies

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  42. AnonymousMonday, September 29, 2014 11:28:00 pm

    Portlee?? Portlee?? Not on 'yer nellie' Austin! Yer one hansum n purrfect purrporshunned mankat..Miss Carolyn trust me yer kittehboy IZ purrfect!!!!
    We lubbed da werd of da day too; MOL!
    Lub Nylablue n Mum too x0x0x0

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