Tuesday, 23 September 2014

Portly????

"SHE" says I'm getting rather portly! 
"SHE" says I'm getting a bit rotund! 


"SHE" wants me to get up and walk around, 
so "SHE" can get a picture of my portliness dragging on the ground!



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portly - the opposite of starboardly

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43 comments:

  1. She's got to be kidding....you're purrfect!

    The Florida Furkids

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  2. Oh, that wouldn't be a nice thing to do!

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  3. Hope you told her it was all muscle
    Snorts
    Lily & Edward

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  4. We think they do that so they can secretly steal our snacks and treats. Mine is forever checking me out. Suck it in Austin pal and make sure she doesn't say the D word. Have a terrific Tuesday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  5. You are not getting portly - you are just like me extra fluffy.

    Sassy Silvervine

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  6. You’re an outdoor cat. You get plenty of exercise out there. I think it’s her glasses laying tricks on her.

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  7. Portly?
    She should have gone to Specsavers!

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  8. Well, if "SHE" laid her eyes on Annie, she'd realize how svelte you are, Austin. You look great in your tux!

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  9. The mom has been saying the same thing about me. I think she needs glasses. Waydaminit...she already wears them...she needs new ones! ~Wally

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  10. A picture of you from any angle would show what a handsome man-cat you are.

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  11. That was very insulting for you Austin - we hope "she won't be so rude in future or we'll start mentioning that her face is looking like a contour map!
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  12. You need to show her whose Boss. But be careful pal, you want to stay svelte

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  13. sounds like my Mom! The NERVE of them! Love, Cody

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  14. Next she's going to tell you you're squeezably soft and hug you, so be on the lookout for it!

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  15. Oh, no!! She has to be looking at something else...we see nothing but muscular handsomeness sweet Austin!! You stand your ground. Hugs and nose kisses

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  16. Preposterous! You certainly are NOT portly, Austin. Don't let HER get to you. You are looking as handsome as ever. Your twin, Sampson, agrees.

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  17. OMC dat's just not wight. Yous not portly, yous purrfect. And quite gawjus.

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Lexi

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  18. dood...port ore star board, therz noe room for diet on R ship....ewe be welcome any time N bring tigger two in case mum goes after him next...pee ezz...ya look good az far az we can see N a catz vizshun iz 158 times better N a purrsonz....thatz fax....

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  19. Athena was told the same thing by our vet when she went for her check up and booster vaccination recently.

    You and she are both OK, but it's important to exercise!

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  20. You look just purrfect to us Austin. No diet necessary. Maybe a little walk wouldn't hurt. Have a great Wednesday.

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  21. Oh Austin, how could she ? You're purrfect ! Tell her you're just big boned ! Purrs

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  22. No way! (At least she didn't call you Butterball!) Purrs...

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  23. Yep, you handled the staff very well, Austin, very well indeed!

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  24. I don't think so, either. I think you look PURRfect.

    Purrs,
    Nissy

    PS. Excellent rhymin'! purrs

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  25. Really Austin! How dare "SHE". Maybe "SHE" should have a walkabout and you can have a giggle at her expense!! :p

    the critters in the cottage xo

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  26. Oh, that's a rude thing to say to you! They tease Pippin because he has loose skin on his tummy that wobbles about when he runs! Mulberry has as well, but you can't see as easily with all his fluff!

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  27. Portly... Maybe she means you lean to the left. How are your politics these days?

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  28. We've pinned this as proof. The jury is out but I say no.

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  29. Awwww, poor Austin! Humans just don't appreciate our fluffiness, do they?

    Love your definition of portly!!

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  30. WHAT???!!!!! You tell that cretin to bring you a treat for that insult! The nerve.....

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  31. You know Austin, you and I are about the same in build. And I will whap anyone who calls me portly! You are a handsome mancat about town and rippling with fatly muscles!

    Smoochies

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  32. Portlee?? Portlee?? Not on 'yer nellie' Austin! Yer one hansum n purrfect purrporshunned mankat..Miss Carolyn trust me yer kittehboy IZ purrfect!!!!
    We lubbed da werd of da day too; MOL!
    Lub Nylablue n Mum too x0x0x0

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