Hello everybuddy! I am speaking to you today from The Blankie as I have something very impawtant to announce!
Because of the huge positive response to my post the other day about a union for cats, I am today launching the National Union of Cats and without Affiliate Typists. You can see below the large (and colourful) poster describing a little of what we stand for; and, let's be honest, we stand for little! If the ideals and objectives resonate with you, please feel free to sign up and take the badge below. There are two different sizes. There is no official membership, no rules, and there will never be any meetings or strikes or picket lines.
This movement has evolved over many years of enduring suffering at the hands of inefficient and, quite frankly, insubordinate and obdurate humans. Now if I could work out what those words mean, I could run for high office (on top the cabinet?!!!) legislating for 24/7 napping rights, getting Class A nip legalised and tuna treats become the only acceptable food group.
Come one, come all! Sign up today and you will receive absolutely nothing zilch nada not-a-dicky-bird except the sure knowledge that IT IS JUST A MATTER OF TIME before the yakked hairball will become the subject of a preservation order and thus saved in perpetuity.
Thank you for listening
Today we are joining Athena and Marie's Caturday Art blog hop. Click on their badge below to check out the other blogs participating.
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in perpetuity - I think it means to have a pet forever!
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BOL nice one dude. Have a super Saturday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
lmao we can insult we glee and it definetly gets a result
ReplyDeleteI am joining right now!!
ReplyDeleteCount me in too pal!
ReplyDeleteThat' great. Athena want to join :)
ReplyDeletePurrs xx
Athena and Marie
Jenna wants to join. Great minds think alike!
ReplyDeleteWe want to join too!!!!
ReplyDeleteThe Florida Furkids
Hi Austin !
ReplyDeleteI sign up right away !!
XOXO
I would like to join Mr. Austin but I am a peep... however I support you and your union :)
ReplyDeleteHmm maybe us buns need a union....nah we rule anyway!xx Speedy
ReplyDeleteI am so in!! I would love to see one of my hairballs preserved, MOL!
ReplyDeleteP.s. I love your blankie!
What a great idea for a union!
ReplyDeleteYou're brilliant Austin!
ReplyDeleteAustin, I was just wondering' - perhaps you should call the union National and International Union of Cats without Affiliate Typists. NIUCAT.
ReplyDeleteI LIKE it!!!! :)
DeleteMOL Weez in Austin. What a gweat idea. Hope yous havin' a pawsum weekend.
ReplyDeleteLuv ya'
Dezi and Lexi
Yay ! We join ! Purrs
ReplyDeleteYES! I am JOINING!!!
ReplyDeleteYou can't sign me up fast enough pal. i'm with you all the way.
ReplyDeleteBrilliant. Thanks for stopping by the hangout. I had to chuckle about the accents. I think I must have been living in the U.S. too long :-0
ReplyDeleteBrilliant. Thanks for stopping by the hangout. I had to chuckle about the accents. I think I must have been living in the U.S. too long :-0
ReplyDeleteCount me in!
ReplyDeleteCount us in
ReplyDeleteWe sure want ot sigh up too. What a great idea Ausin. The service around here is not the best.WE cats need constant attention. You all have a great week end.
ReplyDeleteTruffles is in!
ReplyDeleteoh so PURRFECT! We're IN! And I move we, uh...wait...was that a motion?
ReplyDeleteMol mol mol Austin count me in as a charter member! Brilliant
ReplyDeleteHugs
Madi your BFFF
It is my pleasure to join! Love, Cody
ReplyDeleteWhoa! Count me in! I wish I’d thought of this. I’m running for Vice President of NUCAT.
ReplyDeleteAwesome! We're in!
ReplyDeleteCount us in! In Austin we trust!
ReplyDeleteI'm signin up!
ReplyDeleteSounds like a pretty cool club
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
Count us IN!
ReplyDeleteOr not...that might be too much work...
We expected a definition for obdurate. It is one of those words our mom loves. If we think of a good "definition," we'll pass it along. Purrlease sign us up as charter members of the union. Were heading back to our blog right now to add the badge. Please join our Sunday Selfies Blog Hop, dear friend. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteOooh, we love that pic of you on The Blankie! We would like to be members of your new movement and will take a badge from you, very cool!
ReplyDeletePresident Austin, I hereby raise my extra-toed paw and take an oath to be a model citizen and purrfect representative of NUCAT. I'm honored to be a chartered member of this august (or should that be March?) group of concerned cat-citizens. It's high time we band together brother! I shall proudly display my badge.
ReplyDeleteYours in solidarity,
Sammy
Sounds like a great movement!
ReplyDeleteThanks for stepping up to the plate and spearheading this movement! Will proudly display my badge.
ReplyDeleteWe're joining! And we will proudly display our badge.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Lola and Lexy
Austin! The badge is going on my blog right now! What a excellent organization to belong too!
ReplyDeleteEspecially with yous as founder and President and supreme ruler!
Kisses
Nellie
Hehe, 'somebody' better watch her P's and Q's from now on!
ReplyDeleteDip and Elliot x
I am joining right now!
ReplyDeleteBoth The Kid Sage and I are ready to join Austin...as long as we don't have to do diddly
ReplyDeleteConsider our family a part of the movement comrade Austin! Lets hear it for the easy open (name to be determined) container of all things tasty and good!
ReplyDeleteSamantha say she would like to Join! Is there anything I need to do!
ReplyDeleteYour TX furiends,
Samantha
I am SOOOOOO joining!
ReplyDeleteI'm in!!
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