NUCAT?

If I look all cute and coy

Will you get me a new toy?

I'm a bit fed up with the ones I've got

As they are kicked around a lot.

They've lost all "oomph" and have no nip

I might as well go on a trip.

You do not care about my play,

And all you do is waste the day.

You clickity clack on that keyboard

Sometimes I think you are a fraud.

You write pretending to be me,

But we all know the truth, you see.

Cats can't type - this is a shock!

But in order to beat writer's block

You look to me for inspiration,

And I end up giving you dictation.

I don't want to waste all my time,

Making words go into rhyme.

All I want is my nip nanner

Then I'll cease all the clamour!  

The time has come for cats to show

That we should not go with the flow.

We'll gather as one to tell the human,

That we are starting a CAT'S UNION!

We'll call it the N.U.C.A.T.

And all can join voluntarily.

All for one and one for all,

Let's fight the fight and stand up tall.

When we have won and proved our case,

We'll show munificence and grace,

Allowing the peeps to have the last word,

But not before they've fixed DaBird!

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N.U.C.A.T - National Union of Cats and Affiliate Typists

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