Tuesday 22 November 2016

The Towers Times Issue #8 - The Pre-Christmas Edition

Hi Everyone! Here we are, just three months after the last edition - Issue #8 of the prestigious heavyweight broadsheet The Towers Times! I do hope you find something within to spark your interest. If not, you can print it off and make a paper aeroplane! 


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Happy reading!

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34 comments:

  1. Totally LOVED this 8th edition! Vigorous reporting, pithy commenting from Himself and entertainment in the form of pomes and pitchurs of the gnarly upstarts who took the place of your Chief Staff who went missing FOR SIX ENTIRE DAYS HOW DARE SHE!

    By the by, I can help with the Hairball Bomits if needed. Simply give me a ring.

    (I shall expect you this evening about midnight. Pay no mind if King Spitty is off there to the side...used and spent).

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    1. Katie - I'm apalled that you are a little tart!!!! I thought better of you. (Turns fluffed tail and stalks out of room.)

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    2. Katie Darling,
      Mes thinks it's time yous and mes had a pawty!

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  2. Oh My, Mr. Austin!!! You make me laugh! Six days Staff was gone????????? Hope you told her all about it when she returned home. I have a head chef for you... CH! And I am a fairly good hunt and peck typist and we would love to see your garden and the beautiful place you call home,BUT I am too skeered to get on a plane! So enjoyed Issue 8, Mr. Austin. Please tell Staff "hello" and that we are thinking of her. Have thought of texting but not sure of a good time for her... so true, yes it is!

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  3. DOOD !!!!!! iz thiz like eee ezz pea ore what...noe joke just two day we waz sayin wunder how de sam hellz austin

    & TA DA....heer ewe iz with another grate ee dish un oh de timez

    tho we willna make any ree markz bout de "burd" refrunce in de column a bove ~~~~~ hope all iz well with ewe N tigger ♥♥♥♥♥

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  4. Hey pal, you want to come over and live with me. Staff is here all the time. They not too efficient, but at least they are here.

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  5. Hooray, we're thrilled at the delivery of this edition! We've missed you Austin!

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  6. What the Sam Hill is going on around here? I can see I've been away toooooo long. You'd better watch out, Buddy, all I gots to say. Phffft. Where's the brotherhood, Man???? And the brewskis????

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  7. It's always good to see and hear from you dear Austin. Big hugs to all.

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Raena

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  8. If I lived near you, I would apply for the position. Great edition of The Tower Times.

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  9. Yay! How exciting to see a new edition in my blog feed! Awesome articles!

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  10. Well, Austin, it was worth the 3 month wait. Good to hear from you.

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  11. Austin, we miss you so much. Mom popped in her just yesterday to make certain we had missed anything. Sending you all our love. Mau says that you should pop in at Scouts now and again. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  12. Dearest Austin
    Shall mes gets jealous at Katie!? Mes thinks not! Mes shall heads over to Katie and wes can Taj
    Kessler turns.
    Better yet, mes shall pops over to you place and amuse myself with you staff. Seems as you fired them, Purrhaps mes can entice them to works for mes....
    Kisses
    Your Nellie Bellie

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  13. Haha, that is so funny!
    Hope you find a more efficient typist soon - who will obey your every command, preferably....
    Elliot and Cricket x

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  14. Austin, We are so-o-o-o-o- happy to see you again! Three whole months is far, far too long.
    But what is this? Your Staff is foregoing the exchange of Christmas Prezzies?!
    Why would anyone forego Prezzies? Is She feeling all right? Did She, purrhaps, fall on her noggin? Or has, she , maybe, been imbibing too many of them (mol)? Who knows just what happened to her in those SIX DAYS wherein she so cruelly deserted you?
    Oh, it is such a hard life these days, being a Kitty! So hard to get reliable Domestic Staff.....

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  15. Great to see the latest edition, Austin. I would send my PA to help out, but she has been lacking and slacking lately. At least she doesn't desert me any more. You can borrow her if you need to but I have to come as well. I would only take up a small space on one end of the radiator, and you have no fears of her trying to get on it. If she does it would be a sight worth watching.
    Did you meet Katie at midnight? Poor used Spitty!

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  16. Oh what a smashing edition of The Times....thank you for updating us on the situation there as we do worry about your lack of appropriate secretarial support. Surely someone will step up now that you've made the situation known! Meanwhile, may I say that tomorrow is Thanksgiving here in the US of A and I am very thankful to count you as a friend (heaven knows I wouldn't want you for an enemy...hahaha). I wish you and your fired typist a happy holiday season!

    Love, Sammy

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  17. hahaha those flunkies are never as good. How dare she.

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  18. Whoa! I thought you'd dropped off the face of the earth but it but only your AT. Great paper.

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  19. MOL ! Wonderful edition, it was worth waiting, Austin ! Purrs

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  20. Very nice to hear from you again Austin!! Great paper as always!! Purrs from Deb and the Zee/Zoey gang

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  21. Mee-you Unccle Austin what a kewl edishun of yur papurr!!!
    An 'WHAT THE FISH'? Aftur all thee giftss you brott over the year....butt maybe Lady Carolynn wants sumfin simpull...mee findss bringin LadyMum a toy after shee getss out of thee shower or bath iss a purrfect way to see "Mee LUVSS YOU"...an no squeelin!
    Yur poe-em was funny an thee werd of thee day made LadyMum laff a lot.
    ***nose rubsss*** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xxxx

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  22. Happy Thanksgiving dear Austin from all your kitty friends in America.
    Purrz from the Katie Katz

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  23. The Tower Times was worth the wait, but we missed you, Austin!
    xxoo
    Maggie

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  24. MOL...always fun to..read you, Austin..MOL :D Pawkisses for a Happy Weekend :) <3

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  25. What??? We don't even know that Christmas Exchange is?? We feel that we don't get enough information from our human. This sure is somehow illegal?

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  26. Hey Prof. Austin...we have missed you.
    Just wanted to let you know Easy and I have a very special day planned for Sammy on December 2, 2016. Details will be on my Sunday, November 27th post.
    I hope you can join us
    Hugs Madi your bestie

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  27. Ha Ha Ha...The Towers Times just cracked me up, Mr. Poo ! so funny !!
    Plus ladies' hectic comments.. MOL
    Mr. Poo, you shakes da cat world =^x^=

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  28. PS : and magnify The Towers Times is soooooo COOL !

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