6. I very rarely hide behind anything. I like to place myself where humans can trip over me and cause the maximum amount of damage!
.. is not necessarily true ALL of the time. I maintain, though, that actually the word "rarely" inserted in there gives room for movement on this issue. Sometimes I do hide myself and I do so to avoid the hurly burly of (ab)normal human activity in what is sometimes akin to a madhouse.
It was on one such occasion that The (just call me Spielberg) Staff sneakily shot some candid camera footage and turned it into one of her poorly produced attempts at a blockbuster. Against my better judgement I am allowing it to be shown. Do you think I was wise?
If you really REALLY want to you can watch on YouTube here
I suppose it's a bit late to mention about the volume now?
footage = the foot age is quite often the same as the rest of the body