Tuesday, 26 June 2012

♩♬ He is the Champion! ♪ ♫


It’s official!

Since he triumphed (with just a little help from Tigger) over the marauding horde of The Black Cat, Austin has now been proclaimed the overall winner, new titleholder and supreme champion in the "Feline Fracas and Fisticuff" world championships!

We are so proud :)

Our heartfelt thanks go to Glogirly for for putting him forward for this accolade and for designing the magnificent and coveted winner’s belt xx. 

Not only that:…..
The young athlete has attracted attention from some of the ladies! Sassy over at Troublin Times is quite overcome ;-)

Austin says he would also like to thank his team for all the support I have been over the many long difficult years of training and general hard slog in order to reach the peak of his physical condition ……….. Ahem! He would like to ……… but he can’t. Apparently there was some issue with catnip substance abuse allegations at local level and his name became linked with illegal nip dealing! It got quite tense for a time and he had to keep his head down. He was always waiting for the inevitable knock on the catflap from the nip squad. And he blames me of course! 

Anyway, that is all behind you now, Austin. You’ve paid your bribe debt. Onwards and upwards!!

34 comments:

Katnip Lounge said...

Prepare to be inundated by the pawparazzi! We bet Austin has to pince himself to believe this is all really happening!

Katie and Glogirly said...

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
This is HILARIOUS!!!
Carolyn, you and Austin just crack us up.

And yes....I do feel a song coming on. Don't get me started though. You know I LOVE Queen.

; ) The Girl

~*Connie*~ said...

Concats!

The Island Cats said...

Austin, dude...first fame from being a Real Housecat...now this. What's next on your agenda???

ABBY said...

Oh Austin you are the bomb!

purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥

Rykers Boyz n Allie said...

FaRADaY: here, we'll help Glogirly... *deep breath* WEEEEEEEEEEEE are the CHAAAAAAAMPIONS WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE are the CHAMPIONSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Callie (a.k.a. Trouble) said...

Great song for you Austin! Maybe I can get Callie to sing it one Friday.

Mariodacat said...

Hey buddy - good going. Now you'll have all the girls fighting over you. I should have all that luck! sigh! (he he - congratulations on the win).

Rumpydog said...

*sings* We are the champions, my friend......

The Cat From Hell said...

Austin!
Yous rocks! Can me falls at your feets?
Kisses
Nellie

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Well, it's all good until the inevitable accusations of performance-enhancing steroids surface, and then it's off to the stabby place for the blood test.

haopee said...

I feel cheated. I placed my bet on the marauder and Austin decides to bribe the judges. ^^

I couldn't have imagined catnip and substance abuse belonging in a single sentence. It just sounds so wrong... it's like corruption a midst our pets' innocence.

TABOO!

Huggies and Cheese,

Haopee

Cat-from-Sydney said...

Austin,
What substance abuse? It's our rights as cats to get hold of as much nips as we can. Does that makes sense to you? purrrr....meow!

Nicky Reiss said...

If Austin doesn't get a book deal soon, I shall be very surprised!

Mollie said...

Well done, you deserve it :)A cat has to do, what a cat has to do! a little cat nip abuse,nah, that's nothing. Got the girls calling, didn't it!! :)It all turned out Purrrfectly.
Hugs Alfie n Mollie x

Bernadette said...

Austin, you're AWESOME x4 from guess who (perhaps quoting classic rock here)?

And if our mom would just LET US OUT THE DOOR we could do the same thing to 320 Cat AND that skinny tabby cat with the white paws and then someday we could be champions too!

Don't worry about the 'nip. Everyone knows its humans who deal it, even though they try to blame their cats.

Repositório said...

Super Austin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cat Chat With Caren And Cody said...

Concatulations Austin!!! I need your pawtograph!

Kjelle Bus said...

ConCATulation to the World Champion titel , Austin !
You are so worth it !

Marg said...

YaY Austin, will done getting rid of that introooooder. You deserve that great award and prize. Glad you have paid your debt now. You really are too funny. Take care.

Oskar said...

I have no doubt of Austin's innocence against all allegations. Congratulations on the title!

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

Julia Williams said...

I can't condone the fighting, but I did MOL at the illegal catnip dealing. Nice winner's belt, too!

Katie Isabella said...

Oh AUSTIN! I should have known it was Callie.

What a wonderful beautiful golden trophey belt!! Concats but please, no more fighting. xxoo

Melody said...

A little nip never hurt ya!! Hope the Black cat has a family to care for it.

Your a HOOT Austin!! Sure do enjoy your blog.

BuddhaKat said...

Well done, Austin... just another belt under your belt, right!!!

watch out for them Feds!!!

:)

Gronk and Izzie said...

Excellently done Austin!! Now, if you could please come over here and teach us how to take care of our own black-cat-in-our-territory problem we would be most appreciative.

Anonymous said...

That award belt could go to no other! Austin reigns supreme! Even RC Cat is pleased others have recognized the purrfectness of Austin.
Phil, the Philosopher of the Hedge

Mollie said...

Hiya, Just got your comment about not being able to see the sidebar, that's weird because I have put a subscribe thingy at the top and everyone is using that.I can't understand why your not seeing it :(
What programme do you run on? Austin is one of Mollies and Alfies best furriends, so we want him to be able to follow us. All your posts come up in our email.Sorry I haven't got me specks on Lol, so I hope you can read this, cause,I can't see what I'm writing!! Have a great weekend. Mollies Mum xx

Paula said...

Chapeau and congratulations! I am glad that I am not too too late to honor your achievement.

Layla ( Cat Wisdom 101) said...

Goodness, we're out of the loop! We didn't know there was a competition. Well done Austin. We better get our Odin into training!

haopee said...

Okay, I'm dropping by here again to petition more posts! I have gathered 5 signatures already mainly mine, Chooey's, Peanuts', Ginger and Coal's. BD is a bit hesitant in signing as there were no treats (bribes) to convince him.

Huggies and Cheese,

Haopee

Deb Barnes / Zee and Zoey said...

My goodness.... I go to BlogPaws and it appears I have missed quite the kitty Brew Ha Ha. Sigh... well concats to the winner, but I do hope Black will be okay!!

Hannah and Lucy said...

We are glad to hear that Austin is in peak condition despite his nip addiction!
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Gattina said...

Now I understand a lot of things concerning Arthur ! As he is not a catnip fan, I also suspect him of dealing with illegal catnip to get juicy chicken pieces as change !