Saturday, 19 May 2012

A Play - by The Barred of Avon!

Director’s note: This play is enacted every time Tigger the Tabby visits the house and manages to get through the door from the conservatory to the kitchen!

"Where’s Tigger?"
A Play
by
CATachresis

ACT 1 Scene 1 - The Kitchen









Act 1 Scene 2 : The Bedroom




Parenthesis
Director's squeeee moment!


Back to Act 1 Scene 2
Austin regroups and the cast exeunt with thunderous enthusiasm as eight paws and two elderly feet race up the stairs.. (well the elderly feet moved more sedately - the foundations of the house having already been stressed beyond safety guidelines!)
Act 2 Scene 1- The Conclusion in The Conservatory 
the two elderly feet finally catch up with the eight paws: 

Ra Ra Ra Bravo standing ovation
Curtain comes down

The End

27 comments:

Kjelle Bus said...

YAY !
This was a really good play !

Layla ( Cat Wisdom 101) said...

This is a lot of excitement but all's well that ends well.

Carolyn said...

LOL it was much ado about nothing!

Katie and Glogirly said...

HAHAHA!!! We loved it! I wonder if Austin has figured out he's merely a supporting cat role. From here it sure looks like Tigger is in charge and the star of the production. At any rate, it's clear the Tigger has played this one out before!

...love the ( ... ) !!!

Now I'm hungry for popcorn.
xo

Repositório said...

Hahaha! MOL!

Katnip Lounge said...

We had no idea that Tigger was SUCH a singer! Maybe they'll stage a comic opera next? How about "A Dish of Midsummer's Night Cream"?

The Island Cats said...

Now that was an awesome production!

haopee said...

Wow, this guy is makes Austin look stoopid -.-. Sorry Carolyn, I just LOL-ed too much with this tiny play you made.

Huggies and Cheese,

Haopee

Marg said...

That was one terrific play. Especially the two old feet trying to keep up with those 8 paws. Looks to us like Tigger has moved in. He sure looks comfy in there. Have a super Sunday.

Bernadette said...

Love the "squeee" moment! There is something about kitty paws that is a show-stopper. I guess this is a brief, feline-version of "All's Well That Ends Well?" Can't imagine it ending any better than with a nap.

Deb Barnes / Zee and Zoey said...

Bravo! Simply superb! The cast that you got to play Austin and Tigger was simply amazing!!

Gattina said...

Hahaha, how sweet !

The Joke Puppy said...

To the entertainment staff,,,Austin, Tigger, and Carolyn,,,,I must tell you that I am on my back paws, standing to give all of you a thunderous ovation. Actually, my two front paws do not make a lot of noise when I clap them together,,,,but in my mind,,,,you;re receiving a thunderous standing ovation. AUTHOR ! AUTHOR !

Julia Williams said...

Pawsome play...kinda made me tired though with all of that action. Thank goodness for the nap at the end, MOL.

Meg said...

I loved this!!!

Rumpydog said...

Alas poor Austin..... he lost his bed!

Cathy Keisha said...

What fun! *appaws appaws*

David said...

That's hilarijuice! Love it, hahahaha! x

Katie Isabella said...

OH! I love the play and I love the comments! What great plays on words the commenters made (now that I mention "play").

Austin is the consummate host what with giving up his bed (or at least tolerating it having been taken over by Tigger) as well as an award winning actor in this play of thrills, chills, thundering activity and mystery. I am awe-struck! (or "stricken" as the case may be).

(pee ess: No, that wasn't over spill of my lush body. That was me dripping through the opening on one side of the crow's nest. That opening allows me to snake through down to the next level OR show my fabulous tail and feets to an admiring audience).

Julie said...

Oh, I love this!! Love Tigger singing LOL LOL. And I agree with the director's squee moment, too cute for words.

You are a very talented playwright and of course Austin and Tigger and stars of the stage LOL. :)

ABBY said...

Bravo Bravo!!!
That was an excellent play!!

purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥

Nadbugs said...

Bugs has asked Bean to tell you that he prefers tragedies. He feels Tigger's occupation of Austin's bed should have warranted at least one resultant corpse. He says:

RE-WRITE! RE-WRITE! Honestly. Where are those script guys when you need them.

Admiral Hestorb said...

Austin, your mother called OUR underwear, which is of the finest watered silk, RUST COLORED!? WHERE is that woman's EYES!? WHERE did she learn to discern the finer things? RUST! R*U*S*T!? I shant have it.

Oskar said...

Brava, brava! Well played.

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

Anonymous said...

Austin has mastered the skills of being a great host. (and has learned to entertained the guest into exhaustion). Silent night to all! Phil, the Philosopher Mouse of the Hedge

Clooney said...

Bravisimo! Yes, we most certainly did enjoy theese one! (especially the Director's squee moment says the Human)

Rykers Boyz n Allie said...

Maxwell: DOOD! Seriously - you gotted your HEAD stuck? Not that i'm laffing at you. Really. I have more respect than that.

FaRADaY: BWAA-HA-HAA! I has nooo respect! I thought it was hilarious! Especially Tigger's dum-de-dummy comment *snicker*