Monday, 16 April 2012

A Real Grousecat

I don’t know! Austin's not been the same since Real Housecats. In fact he’s become a Real Grousecat! Won’t do this. Won’t do that. He just lies around all day while muggins here runs around catering to his every whim. I have to cook everything "cord on bloo". Caviar on kibble for breakfast and home cured salmon for lunch (didn’t know it was sick?) and sea bass with saffron mussel drizzle for dinner. 

I do nothing except slave over a hot tin opener all day. As if I haven’t more important things to do! At this point Austin lifts a languid paw and brings to a halt my incessant whining:

Well you haven’t. And shut up, you sound like a dog!!! 

Huh! OK so how about a nice chicken breast stuffed with prunes and figs for your supper? Te he he!

Eeeewwwwphyffft!
Looks like something’s got the cat’s tongue!

27 comments:

Katie and Glogirly said...

Sounds like fame and fortu...wait, just fame...has gone straight to his head. I'm sure you already know there's not a thing you can do about it. Welcome to Austin's world.
; ) Glogirly & Katie

Carolyn said...

LOL K & G it is definitely a cats world round here!

Katnip Lounge said...

PRUNES & FIGS!?! Well, that will remove the bug from his arse...

Julie said...

I guess the real housecats really went to Austin's head, they say fame changes a person! Love the pic as always. :)

Kjelle Bus said...

From one famous Real Housecat to another I just say WAY TO GO Austin ;-)

The Joke Puppy said...

Okay Austin,,,,,Snap out of it ,,,right now ! Come to your senses and let your Mama help you stay grounded. You think being famous is the life for you ? I have two words for you,,,Charlie Sheen. Don't think it can't happen to you !

Marg said...

Way to go Austin. You got that servant of yours working her tail off. She is the one that signed you up for the role in the movies. Now that you are a star, you need special treatment for sure. Too funny, Those are some fancy meals. Some of them, we don't even know what they are. Them is big words. Take care.

Oskar said...

Fame has obviously changed Austin!

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

K9 Katastrophie said...

Hi there! Thanks for you sweet comment about our Daisy.
Licks,
Ruthie

ABBY said...

Austin
Can I get your pawtograph?
Your a star!!!
purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥

Katie Isabella said...

Um...Austin darling, your cinnamon underwears are showing..just sayin'. xoxoxoxox

Cat Chat With Caren And Cody said...

"slaving over a hot tin opener" lol

The Island Cats said...

Yeah, Wally has been acting the same way...walking around here expecting the royal treatment from everybuddy. Sheesh! It's so annoying!

Ernie

Mariodacat said...

Yup - fame will do that to you every time.

animal lover, quilt lover said...

Cats----Happy is the same way!!
CATS~~~~~~~~~~

Clooney said...

Yep, that's what a little bit of fame will do to ya...Hey,that "cord on bloo" sounds pretty good!

Max the Quilt Cat said...

Now so much a fan of figs and prunes...hee hee.

pawhugs, Max

haopee said...

Blech! Let me just say, JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME! You finally got one of those "Austin in Action" picture.

Hey Carolyn.

Huggies and Cheese,

Haopee

Melody said...

I think its all that good food that has his tongue.

We love you Austin,
jude,poo,babybella,piper & marley

Deb Barnes / Zee and Zoey said...

Sigh.... thanks for the brief glimpse into the hell my life is going to become. Not one diva, but two as Zee and Zoey head off to Season 2 of the Real Housecats! I best go quickly, I don't want to take you away from catering to Austin and having him suffer for even one second whilst you read this long-winded comment!

Cat Wisdom 101 said...

Oh my, we hope Austin's swollen head doesn't match his belly ;-) Can we have his pawtograph?

Rykers Boyz n Allie said...

Allie: so is that how the Famous live? I really must do something about getting some of that fame over here so Mother will wait on me, whisker and paw!

Cathy Keisha said...

Way to go Austin! Wanna join Snooki and I for drinks this evening?

Rumpydog said...

Sounds like a DOG???? Wait a minute!!!!!

Julia Williams said...

So demanding! But just like a cat to have his servant so well trained, MOL.

Gattina said...

From slave to slave : Arthur too is doesn't eat and goes on hunger strike when the dish doesn't please his majesty !

Nadbugs said...

Oh lord. Now I see what we have to look forward to. Calling Katie now . . . . Hello Katie? Take Bugs's stuff outa there! Now!